The Normal Invocation of the Watcher

IA MASS SSARATU!
I conjure Thee by the Fire of GIRRA
The Veils of Sunken Varloorni,
And by the Lights of SHAMMASH.
I call Thee here, before me, in visible shadow
In beholdable Form, to Watch and Protect this Sacred Circle, this Holy Gate of YouTube
May He of the Name Unspeakable, the Number Unknowable,
Whom no man hath seen at any time,
Whom no geometer measureth,
Whom no wizard hath ever called
CALL THEE HERE NOW!
Rise up, by ANU I summon Thee!
Rise up, by ENLIL I summon Thee!
Rise up, by ENKI I summon Thee!
Cease to be the Sleeper of EGURRA.
Cease to lie unwaking beneath the Mountains of KUR.
Rise up, from the pits of ancient holocausts!
Rise up, from the old Abyss of NARR MARRATU!
Come, by ANU!
Come, by ENLIL!
Come, by ENKI!
In the Name of the Covenant, Come and Rise up before me!

IA MASS SSARATU! IA MASS SSARATU! IA MASS SSARATU ZI KIA KANPA!
BARRGOLOMOLONETH KIA!
SHTAH!

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Tags:

• Necronomicon
• Lovecraft
• Abdul Alhazred

[oicub2]

I never did read that book

is it any good

[MAXBLAYLOCK]

It's not a novel. It's a book of magic spells with some pagan history. Kind of like a bible but not as big. I think you can find it free on the internet.

[RustyKicks3]

@MAXBLAYLOCK its not a real book it was created by lovecraft a horror writer

[MAXBLAYLOCK]

@RustyKicks3 Oh no, it's quite real I have a copy right here. I am a fan of Lovecraft, obviously, but he didn't write the necronomicon. It was some hippy in the 60's or something. Lovecraft's work inspired it though.

[RustyKicks3]

@MAXBLAYLOCK ARE YOU SERIOUS do any of the spells work?

[MAXBLAYLOCK]

@RustyKicks3 Haven't tried them. Check out the wikipedia article on the Necronomicon. It's interesting stuff.

[Eabatu]

Pretty good performance of the Normal Invocation, I do the "BARRGOLOMOLONETH" much slower and deeper at the end but other than that hells ya....good stuff.

[MAXBLAYLOCK]

Black eye shadow for men is the next wave.

[angryislander56]

Blue is the new white

[MAXBLAYLOCK]

Any bookstore. The language is ancient Sumerian, from cuneiform tablets.