Chuck & Blair Scene 1x08_01

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Blair : Forgive me, Father, for I've sinned. It's been... a while since my last confession.
Priest : What's troubles you my child ?
Blair : After being broken up with my boyfriend, for exactly 20 minutes, I... succumbed to inebriation, performed at a speakeasy and surrendered my virtue to a self-absorbed ass. The only good news is that he's a total pig who will act like it never happened. Thank God !
Priest : Hum..
Blair : Sorry. Truthfully, I'm not even catholic.
Priest : You don't say.
Blair : But losing my virginity to Chuck Bass ?! None of my friends will ever understand. I'm ready for my punishment. Whatever you and
God think is fair - flogging, fasting, putting that thing with the teeth around my thigh, like Silas.
Priest : How about some food for thought instead ? Don't drink. Keep your clothes on. Try avoiding those who might cause you to stray.
Blair : Oh, I plan to. Thank you, Father. I was very good advice.
[...]
Blair : You don't grant birthday wishes, do you ?
Priest : I'm a priest, not a genie.
Blair : Well, the next time you talk to Him, would you ask Him to send my boyfriend back to me ?

[...]

Chuck : This is the last place I'd expect to find you !
Blair : Go away, Chuck. I've been given orders practically from God himself to avoid you.
Chuck : Would you consider avoiding me over breakfast ?
Blair : Sorry, but as is tradition on the day before my birthday, I'm heading to the jeweler's to put some pieces on hold for Eleanor and..
Chuck : ..Nate ?! Oh, I don't think he'll be singing "happy birthday" this year.
Blair : No one knows that Nate and I broke up, and it's gonna stay that way so I can fix this, and I don't think your best friend would still be your best friend if he knew..
Chuck : If he knew how much I enjoyed the removal of a certain chastity belt in the back of this very limo ?
Blair : From this moment forward, the events of last night will never be mentioned again. Is that clear ?
Chuck : Not as clear as the memory of you purring in my ear, which I have been replaying over and over.
Blair : Well, erase the tape ! Because as far as I'm concerned, it never happened.
Chuck : I'll see you at your party tonight.
Blair : You're officially uninvited !
Chuck : Never stop me before !

Gossip Girl's Off-Voice : Speak of the devil, and he doth appear, wearing his trademark scarf. Careful, B. Hell hath no fury like a Chuck Bass scorned.


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[MariionExtras]

The song when she's confessing is One Week Of Danger, lyrics by The Virgins.

XOXO

[MariionExtras]

The song when Blair quits the church is One Week of Danger, from The Virgins ! An awesome group ( L )

xoxo

[italianbaby307]

i love this scene!! sleeping with Chuck was the best mistake she ever madee=]

[3liiiiin]

Haha love this clip!

Blair is the best! =D

[BlairWaldorf69]

@italianbaby307

sleeping with chuck bass is not a mistake at all!

[MegaDebbie24]

love this clip both chuck and blair togather are funny and just mokin hott!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MakenzieXOXO]

ehmahgawd;chuck had loved her since the begging :0 i barley noticed that x] aww i love CHAIR & BKUCJ x] hes so cute hes all like Not as clear as the memory of you purring in my ear, which I have been replaying over and over. x] i love CHUCK BASS hes just so dirty.

[beastboy2007]

"...putting that thing with the teeth around my thigh, like Silas."

LOL, excellent reference to "The Da Vinci Code"!

[mira0loves0coldplay]

i love the part with chuck when she says "well, erase the tape" xD this is just like her to say that

and the part while the confession when she summarizes her situation

[taylorstevenjoeed]

what are you crazy?? chuck and blair are perfect for each other!!!!!

[missbwaldorf]

Chuck : This is the last place I'd expect to find you !

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me too

[yanivel123]

I LOVE this scene!

[xoxo236]

oh, i love the way chuck said ; Nate ?! Oh, I don't think he'll be singing "happy birthday" this year.;

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