MST3k 319 - War of the Colossal Beast

Glenn has stopped growing, but he's still 50 feet tall, and a deformed monstrosity with the mind of an 8-year-old. He still thinks Mighty Morphin Power Rangers are cool in this direct-to-video sequel starring pretty much nobody from the original.

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[TomAndrew9]

Jesus, Mary, Joseph, the invention exchange in this one is hilarious. Does anyone know the episode where Dr. Forrester and Frank were in walk-around tanks (don't know what they were called)?

[analogkid01]

@TomAndrew9 - see Catalina Caper...if you can...

[Kooshmeister3]

As regards the description... how can this be a direct to video sequel if it's from before home video existed?

[analogkid01]

@Kooshmeister3 - just repeat to yourself it's just a show, I should really just relax. ;-)

[christimacc]

The short was positively creepy

[mcdrunkin]

@imcustomized here in the states they have done a really good job of convincing us that if someone's not an authority figure (cop fireman etc.) or the child's parent then they only want to rape or kill them. It's ridiculous most people would rather hurt themselves then a child (biological instinct to protect the species) but every man over 18 that doesn't have kids is just waiting to do something perverted to yoiurs don't leave them alone with them lol

[imcustomized]

@christimacc Are you an American? I'm curious because Americans seem to find ANY video, movie, or commercial in which children appear with adults to be "creepy." What is going on in that country???

[kff]

@SrJoben Neither.....I was talking to the other guy who was serious about the description.

[SrJoben]

@kff Which one are you, the one who made a joke about a man who died in 1865 getting rickrolled or the one who took it as serious criticism?

[kff]

@SrJoben I think you mean the other guy :(

[SrJoben]

@kff For a fan of MST3k you're really bad at spotting jokes.

[kff]

@LazyLizardGear Its just a show man. You should really just relax.

[Mpshfromlowell64]

Frank and Trace have perfect comic timing.....

[LazyLizardGear]

Does anyone else wish you could retroactively update these with modern references?

In the scene with the comatose boy in the hospital I wanted Joel to pull out a lighter and go "Gojira...Gojira!!"

[LazyLizardGear]

What the hell @ the video description. A "direct to video sequel" that came out in 1958? That reminds me of the time Abraham Lincoln got Rick-Rolled.