Jack's Mannequin - Olympics/La La Lie - First Ave - 2/20/2010

Andrew is quitting music to join the olympics :D LOVE this song.


I'm so SICK of children and idiots attending concerts and ruining the experience for other people. Here's a list of some concert etiquette everyone should follow!


1. Would you like someone grinding and jumping on you ALL night? Yeah? Me neither. If you want to jump, stand back! I don't want your vagina on my ass! If I wanted to be molested, I'd go stand in a dark alley, naked.

2. Stop pushing! You're not going to get closer! All you're doing is smashing me into the barricade! I'm not going to get skinnier by you pushing. Also, this isn't march of the fucking penguins. It's not a process that everyone changes spots and the people on the outside eventually end up in the inside. I sat outside for hours to get front row, I'm staying there. You stay in your place, jackass.

3. Crowd surfing. Seriously WTF?! This is the stupidest thing! My neck was made to support my head only, not your whole fatty self! I'm not going to help you, I'm going to be pissed and punch you in the vagine! Nothing about crowd surfing makes sense. It's stupid, just like you and your parents for making you.

4. I didn't pay $50+ to come and hear you sing in my ear. If you want to 'sing along', don't make noise. Move your mouth. Why would I want to come, sing so loud that myself and others around me only hear me?! If that was the case, I'd save the money and blare the music in my own house. If the band says, "SING IT or Sing ALONG!" Fine, do it for that verse, but then STOP! Plus when you're standing directly behind me, all I smell is your nasty vagina breath ALL NIGHT LONG!

5. The hands, wtf?! I also didn't stand around all day and pay to be here, to have your hand/arm in my face, basically forcing my head to be perpendicular to my body!

6. Beverages. Whether it's alcohol or water. You may be enjoying the beverage, but I'm not enjoying it falling all over my hair, my back, my CAMERA. If you can't stand still and drink it, DON'T GET ONE!

If I think of more, I'll let you know.
But basically, I'm not here to make your experience miserable, how about show the same respect. I'm not jumping, singing, throwing my arms up so you can't see. I'm in my own little bubble, trying to take pictures/videos and trying to enjoy myself. Don't ruin it for me. 0

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• jack's mannequin
• first ave
• la la lie

[Squince84]

Thank you! It was verrrry frustrating!

[Tarhisie]

Your concert etiquette is full of win. My friend and I were off to the side so we weren't affected by all the pushing, but we saw people moving around pushing/shoving in the middle. I'm glad I wasn't in the midst of that...