Basicaly me (Herbie, Aka: Hallelujahboy123.) on the left and my friend Kyle on the right playing the chords to James Blunt - You're Beautiful but with our own.. slightly disturbing lyrics ha!
Think what you want, we think it's shit but either way post what you think and if you get inspired (for some weird reason) then post your parody as a response for this video, it'd be nice to see it :)
Anyways here are the lyrics :P
My Life Is Shitty
My life is shitty
Of that I'm sure
Thought she was pretty
Turns out she's a whore. OH!
She was on the subway
She was sucking some guy's dick
I think his name might have been Rick
God he's such a prick
Gonna go and punch him
That'll teach him for sure
If he puts his dick near her again
I WILL FUCKING BITE IT OFF for sure
(Quietly)
Going into depression
Gonna cut myself
Oh Shit I've got blood on my trousers
People'll think I'm on my meriod
So I'm standing on a cliff now
Going to take my clothes off
'cause that's what you do when you're standing on a cliff
FUCK YEAH!
Putting my phone on the floor now
Don't want it to get wet
Hey! Look I've got a text!
Oh shit it's from the whore
(Quietly)
She's saying she still loves me
That's gotta be Bullshit!
If she really meant it
She wouldn't be sucking other dick
My life is shitty
Of that I'm sure
Thought she was pretty
Turns out she's a whore!
(Quietly)
Going to the edge of the cliff now
I'm going to jump off
Saying goodbye to the world now
Bitch didn't even give me a send off
Gonna jump of, see if I can fly
And try and touch the sky
Oh shit. Turns out I can't fly
I guess now I'm gonna die
Going towards the floor now
I'm gonna call it ground
I wonder if it'll be friends with me
HELLO GROUND!
Turns out it doesn't want to be friends with me
It's such a dick
It's even more so
Than that guy Rick
I wonder if it'll hug me
Can I have a hug?
Oh thanks your such a nice guy
Hang on, wait a sec, I'm gonna die.
(Quietly)
My life is shitty
Of that I'm sure
Thought she was pretty
Turns out she's a whore
At least I'm gone now
I will never have to...
Lick her..
Pussy again!
YUCK!
errmm..... yay?
ToxicHenzo 4 months ago