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Obama Scales Back Goals For America After Visiting Denny's

Obama will abandon complex policies on emissions, clean coal and refocus on achievable goals like applying deodorant daily, learning what to say when you burp.  
 
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lancerlunatic9 (1 day ago) Show Hide
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Best Video EVER!!!!!!!!!
3SirCrimson3 (5 days ago) Show Hide
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This is exactly how I feel when I go into a Denny's. Never again.
MidgardEagle (2 weeks ago) Show Hide
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How on earth did we get from Denny's-bashing to gun control debate? I'd rather have the "OMG fake" comments, and that says quite a bit.
ISOhunt3r (2 weeks ago) Show Hide
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1:17 "Obama urging waitresses to keep cigarette ash out of juice" ROFL
Wisprsinthedrk (3 weeks ago) Show Hide
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If guns are outlawed only the outlaws will have guns.
crunkopolis (3 weeks ago) Show Hide
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i had sexxx with a gun it was awsm
cloudberry121 (3 weeks ago) Show Hide
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I am firmly against the use of guns unless alcohol is involved, then it's really cool.
JamesParish09 (3 weeks ago) Show Hide
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Guns are awesome!!!!
garethac81 (4 weeks ago) Show Hide
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"Counter balance of armed power"? Call me crazy, but I don't think gunning down government officials with assault rifles is the best way to express political dissent. In a democracy, people have the power to vote leaders in or out, or even run themselves if they feel strongly enough. Seriously, are you a fan of third world military coups or what?
Robertz1986 (4 weeks ago) Show Hide
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America is a Constitutional Republic. What this means for us is that the majority have the right to decide what happens in free and fair elections, but within a framework that respects individual rights above the will of the majority. Its one thing to lose an election, its another to have your rights trampled on by the "Tyranny of the majority" as our founders warned of. I don't believe in political violence to achieve ideological aims, but I do believe in violence to protect individual rights.

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