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Uploaded by on Jul 1, 2008

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by Scott Adams

Dilbert regrets not following directions and the Pointy Haired Boss is stymied by comeptence

In Software License, Dilbert says, Software license, by opening this package you agree you will not make copies or export to dispodic nations, you will submit to strip searches in your home. Yeah right. Riiiip. Woman says, Frankly, both of us would have been happier if you had just walked away.

In It Will Never Work, The Boss says, 'I studied your technical recommendations and decided it's impossible!' Dilbert replies, 'I already did it.' The Boss says, 'It will never work.' Dilbert says, 'It's working perfectly.' The Boss says, 'well, you spelled this work wrong.' Dilbert answers, 'That's a number.'

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  • Always read the User agreements. STOP CLICKING I AGREE BUTTON SO BLINDLY!!!!!

  • thats a number

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  • That's a number -> 1337

  • @CzarKirk In the license agreement mentioned how are you supposed to use the software. For example oracle solaris are not supposed to be used for personal purposes, softmaker only allows for 3 users, windows are not supposed to be lend to other people, ubuntu you supposed to read all of the licenses first before you use it (that's plenty of licenses to read). Thats if you care to know more on in what way are you breaking the law or are going to break the law.

  • Don't update iTunes without reading.

  • @BrendanKearnsMusic awesome story bro

  • I remember when this czme out on print... I was using a Unix computer... or I read it in the Principle, or a book on the cartoons, one of them.

  • @foamyfan231 if i had to read the user agreement every time.... id still be with windows 95... just installing word.

  • *random old lady puts on latex gloves from behind chair*

  • Does anyone besides me remember the 2nd cartoon as a 3D CGI cartoon formerly shown on dilbert.com?

  • It wastes time. You'd be better off just getting right into the file.

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