Dead Kennedys - Goons of Hazzard

*I'm by no means associated with the Dead Kennedys, Jello Biafra or Alternative Tentacles, so please don't sue me. I'm too poor to afford a lawyer. *

Dead Kennedys
Frankenchrist
Track 07 - Goons of Hazzard

Lyrics:
Happy hour belongs to America's best-loved thugs
Here comes the 4-wheel prosthetic penises
Got yer gun racks, tractor tires and lynch mob drivers
We couldn't find a chick to sit in the middle
So we drink ourselves sick
Lean out the windows and pinch ass instead

We are the Goons of Hazzard
Glorified on your TV
We run down bikes and hitch hikers
And we know we'll get off scot-free
We're the vigilante heroes of your tough-guy flicks
Bashing punks & bums and fags
With our baseball bats
No deer to blow away in the woods today
So we go to Oroville and shoot a black kid down
Or waste demonstrators in Greensboro instead
We are the Goons of Hazzard
Glorified on your TV
We leave you in a pool of blood
Cos we know we'll get off scot-free
Let's get him:
C'mere
C'mere
Say something to me?

We've got him cornered
We've got him cornered
Is anybody looking?
Does anybody even care?
No!

Local papers paint us up to be big heroes
City fathers & Chamber of Commerce want us deputized
The stoner gestapo keepin' your town clean
Get a shave, kid
We'll pay you as a strike-breaker
Maybe you'll make Tac Squad for the L.A.P.D.

We are the Goons of Hazzard
Glorified on your TV
We leave you in a pool of blood
And we always get off scot-free

Category:

Music

Tags:

• dead
• kennedys
• frankenchrist
• goons
• of
• hazzard
• jello
• biafra
• punk

[elscorcho19]

i need this cd. but i can't find it anywhere. it's like it was fuckin banned or something.

[nikolapolish]

Yeah it's a pain in the ass to find!

Try eBay, or a really indie/underground CD store. I found my copy at a store like that in downtown. I don't have the "original" version, meaning it doesn't have the original artwork that it they got their asses sued over, or whatever, but hey, all I really wanted was the music, not a "Penis Landscape" xD

[Nederlandac]

Great opening.

[IhaveToVerifyAge]

I have the re-released LP (not alternative tentacles).

[howdyhoyo]

@SilentAlien55 dead kennedys beats clash or sex pistols any day.

[MrCADU267]

@FolkloreHymn fuck soocker

[54p3r1974]

@nikolapolish but was it in NYC or somewhere else??

[54p3r1974]

@TheKingOfKingsPL tez z Polski klikam, z Pruszkowa :)

[chaclapa]

I GOT THIS ALBUM ON CD TODAY FUKK YES!!!!!!!!

[TheKingOfKingsPL]

Dobra robota z wrzuceniem tekstu,thx.

[finalride]

@elscorcho19 im glad i still have mine. lol

[SilentAlien55]

@CesarLacerdaBatera Dude get your shit together.... And please dont put Dk in the same sentence with a "Ramones,clash or sex pistols"..... That is not humane from you...