Children's Guide To Religion

Satirical look at how all the world's religions are merely brainwashing tools.

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• children's
• guide
• religion
• christianity
• islam
• judism
• brainwashing
• cult

[dickchaineysrevenge]

actually the story of jesus was written by his disciples and eyewitness acounts of people who witnessed him heal people sicknesses and raise a man from the dead. and it isnt some made up story for control. what kind of people would write a book 2000 years ago thinking: "oh we're gonna control people 2000 years from now into giving their money even though we wont minopolize on it because we'll be dead." and archaelogical evidence proves ponches pilot, jesus, and caiafis existed.

[theejimmypowell]

@dickchaineysrevenge Actually, most of the evidence regarding who wrote the New Testament points to authors who weren't his disciples but rather, later companians of the original disciples so at best most of what you read is a second hand account from people who never met, saw, heard, or witnessed a single act performed by Jesus. What kind of people would write a book like this? The same kind of people who believed the Earth was flat and the center of the universe. And it's still plagerized.

[dickchaineysrevenge]

@theejimmypowell ive read about that, but it was the children of his disciples aperently but that doesnt really mean a thing. and why must you keep leaving hangups of other things they believed to put emphasis on how idiotic they sounded, to make it seem like what they wrote is a lie or a scandel? i mean, do you even hear yourself?

[theejimmypowell]

@dickchaineysrevenge Search YouTube for this video: Christian Myth Jesus pagan solar deity god's sun Zeitgeist

[theejimmypowell]

@Theboxer500 Verily, for the Muttaqun [righteous], there will be a success (paradise); gardens and grapeyards; and young full-breasted (mature) maidens of equal age; and a full cup (of wine)" (An-Naba 78:31-34). Hadith number 2,562 in the collection known as the Sunan al-Tirmidhi says, "The least [reward] for the people of Heaven is 80,000 servants and 72 wives, over which stands a dome of pearls, aquamarine and ruby."

[mikefromwa]

Frickin' HILARIOUS!! Good job.

[mikefromwa]

@dickchaineysrevenge: Please take your braindead belief in an invisible telepathic super-being somewhere else. Religion is a cancer upon humanity, and a fairy tale for the weak-minded.

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[XxARTISTofWARxX]

I like how in the beginning it flashes the words jesus each couple of seconds

[keenest37]

Brilliant, all religion is superstitous nonsense

[AresCassell]

I believe in pantheistic paganism but I still found this video hilarious! Bravo!

[FabulousRoyale1]

@abcrane i broke free from my religious family, christianity is like a cult....my family doesn't want anything to do with me because im not apart of their cult(christianity) and i wouldn't have it any other way...glad im finally free from that household of slavery.

[brochill69]

@dickchaineysrevenge No it wasn't. Go do your research again. There are no first person accounts of Jesus at all in the Bible and any accounts of him were not logged until 40 years after his supposed death by Paul. You can argue all you want but those are the facts.

[RemCycleDN]

I can't believe how hard I laughed at this LOL

[TheGuyWithFins]

lololololoolhaahaahahahhehe rofllll lmao

[Farenheit4051]

Hitler LOL