Jim Croce; Nobody Loves a Fat Girl; A Rose and a Baby Ruth: Carmella Rap

This is offensive! Do not listen to it if you are delicate! It's very funny in my opinion. But then again, I'm a person who is not easily offended. I've also been accused of being a Homophobic warmongering racist pig womanizing poor person hating flat-earther, and now I'm uploading videos that make fun of fat people, but nobody is perfect. I like fat people like I like all other people. We are all different, and there is only one greatest sin.

I bought this tape and a few others at an "antique" store along with an 8 track player that I hooked up to some old speakers I had laying around. I like how it clicks when it switches tracks. The first time it did it, it scared me (I ran from the house and didn't come back for over two hours).

The name of the album is Jim Croce; Bad, Bad Leroy Brown; Jim Croce's Greatest Character Songs. So I guess this is a real good character song in some way. Not sure how, but it says it on the tape.

The actual song that he talks over was not his original song, but was rewritten by him. Here are his lyrics for it:

Nobody loves a fat girl
But oh how a fat girl can love
Nobody seems to want me
I'm just a truck upon the highway of love

I'm all alone inside of my form
When ev'ry ounce of me is dyin' to keep somebody warm
Nobody loves a fat girl
But oh how a fat girl can love

Nobody loves a fat girl
But oh how a fat girl can love
Nobody seems to want me
I'm just a truck upon the highway of love
The only game I can get the boys to play
Is to have them sit around and try to guess how much I weigh
Nobody loves a fat girl
But oh how a fat girl can love, pretty mama
Oh how a fat girl can love


Here is what I found funny in what he said. "They put her in the back seat of the car, and if the bumper doesn't scratch bottom, they know its good (the Monroe Load Leveler shocks)". "They got Carmella there on a hand-truck, wheel her up and slide her into position, and you're ready to go". A woman like that you should have nothing to do with in the summer time. That's a wintertime woman, you know, that's not a summertime woman....no, they throw off a lot of heat". "You can get really messed up messing with someone that big, you get hung up in a wrinkle somewhere....you just be sitting there asking yourself, am I there, am I there. You don't know, you know, you can't tell".

Then there was the washing with the mirrors part, and the refrigerator with a head comment. Maybe I am evil like someone told me a few months ago. If so, then I need help. Help me! Please someone help me! Now no one will be able to say that I didn't ask for help.
jbranstetter04

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[Deleanredtiger]

Black and Mexican men love a fat girl.