Billly Crystal Yanks

Billy Crystal makes MLB debut with the Yankees

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Sports

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• yankees
• billy
• crystal

[tomkes100douchebag]

Ha ha! I should thank this bitch mega asshole invader for me getting to enjoy yet another laugh at that look at me I'm special cocksucker Crystal's expense. Can you imagine the oblivious preening Crystal standing at the plate while professionals are trying to get some serious work in? I guarantee you a lot of real players would love to have cracked that cunt's head open with a high hard one.

[tomkes100douchebag]

Ha ha! I should thank this bitch mega asshole invader for me getting to enjoy yet another laugh at that look at me I'm special cocksucker Crystal's expense. Can you imagine the oblivious preening Crystal standing at the plate while professionals are trying to get some serious work in? I guarantee you a lot of real players would love to have cracked that cunt's head open with a high hard one.

[tomkes100douchebag]

@megavega4 Naw, what you saw was me in my customary role as humanitarian EMT trying to stop Crystal's asshole from bleeding with that bib and napkin after you chomped on the rind and cut it so you could make a frothy mix of blood and shit to lap up. You're right though, I felt the need to stand in your way, but our crack team got him all sewed up. No need to push, ready for round two? Crystal says he's got a peanut butter extender so you and your pals can liesurely dine. Boner petit bitch!

[megavega4]

@tomkes100douchebag Your name fits you... perfectly. But how could I eat his asshole out when you're already standing in my way with a bib and napkin handy to wipe the shit that drips out of his ass? Go suck a dick and die slow.... EVERYONE but you saw his actions as nothing more than making a childhood dream come true for a day. Maybe you had some of your childhood dreams smashed and now you can't be happy for someone else. People like you need to be exterminated. You're the dregs of society.

[tomkes100douchebag]

@megavega4 Shut the fuck up celeb asswipe. That was Crystal's massive ego finding a way to insert himself into the game cause he's somehow better than anyone else. The Yankees went for it and shame on them. Fuck MLB if they had to sign off on it. Now go back to eating out Crystal's asshole and report on the experience bitch.

[megavega4]

@spagandtuna Funny.. nobody else on the planet shares your sentiments.. but maybe YOU should have gotten beaned with a fastball.. or better yet.. right in the mouth... . How the hell could you wish something like that on someone who's a lifelong fan? Let's see YOU get up there and even make contact...

[spagandtuna]

This motherfucker should have been beaned by a fastball right at the temple. What a disgraceful moment in Yankee history.

[jeet27in07]

i wass at that game, and i was standing right behind robin williams while they were interviewing him

[Damianmace]

nice. rock on Billy C!