MC SAMPLER presents "This is Why I'm Shot" Hilarious Comedy Rap

http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/baby-got-jack/id259477904?i=259477919&ig... Buy MC Sampler (aka MC Sampler X) on ITunes. http://www.myspace.com/mcsampler $$$GET Harry Artin a.k.a. MC Sampler X on ITUNES$$ MC Sampler X's Album Available on ITUNES now: "I Have a Dreamsicle".

This is Why Im Shot Lyrics

Verse #1:
This is Why Im Shot chilling in the burbs,
Call the chat line, feeling like a nerd,
I represent S-field hey, it might be wack,
Wiggas say I lost it, I want to be black,
Im on the chat line its about 9:30
Baby sounding fine and Im feeling kinda dirty,
I talk to this girl, find out shes black,
I say what the fuck, its time for a snack,
I get in my car and drive to the hood,
Praying to God I wont be shot good,
Im on the eastside at this girls house,
Its the hood man, so Im creeping like a mouse,
Her boyfriends in jail, I know Im going to pay
I love black bush, fuck Kanye!
Im in the hood, thinking about my wood,
Hoping her man in lock downs not named Suge,
CHORUS
This is why Im shot, this is Why Im shot,
This is why, this is why, this is why Im shot,
Im shot cause Im white, Im white and shes not,
This is why, this is why, this is why Im shot!
Verse #2
This is why Im shot, why hed bust a cap,
Just a white boy trying to get a little nap,
Im shot cause shes fly, look at them thighs,
Break me off a piece of sweet potato pie,
Once you black, you never come back,
Once you go white, youve been licked right,
She says she likes my tongue; Im a lot of fun,
Licking her a lot really makes her cum
Im white and Im black, thats why Im wack,
Im on 40 milligrams of Prozac,
Im sick and tired of this, Im sick and tired of that,
I dont give a fuck, I dont give a crap,
This white boy makes her hot, her daddy wants me shot
Her boyfriends here now and hes got a nine glock
I cheated on my wife, Im a lose my life
Brothers got a gun, all I gots is a knife

CHORUS
This is why Im shot, this is Why Im shot,
This is why, this is why, this is why Im shot,
Im shot cause Im white, Im white and shes not,
This is why, this is why, this is why Im shot!
Im shot cause Im wack, Im wack in the sack,
Id be signed if only I were black!
FINAL SHOUT OUT:
You heard it here first, this is MC Sampler peace. Shout out to Hemo and Joey C.

Hilarious rapper MC Sampler has been on MTV News.
MC Sampler is the premiere mock rapper in the world. MC Sampler's album "I Have a Dreamsicle" now available on Itunes! Support this video before Harry Artin a.k.a. MC Sampler gets sued! Video Shot by Billy Grigoriadis and edited by Paul "Gringo" Vickers and Eric H. Alexander
BARACK OBAMA AND REVEREND WRIGHT WOULD LOVE THE VIDEO


FOR HARRY ARTIN a.k.a. MC SAMPLER'S CURRENT COMEDIC RAP ALBUM "I HAVE A DREAMSICLE", ORDER NOW ON ITUNES.

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• Harry
• Artin
• MIMS
• PARODY
• Funny
• Rap
• MC
• Sampler
• racist
• mancow
• REVEREND
• WRIGHT
• Black
• White
• Jail
• Weird
• Al
• HILARIOUS
• racism
• MTV
• SAMPLER
• COMEDY
• HIP
• HOP
• comedic
• jack
• black
• weird
• al
• yankovich
• adam
• sandler
• music
• is
• joke
• new
• york
• girls
• howard
• stern
• electric
• eel
• entertainment
• jungle
• fever

[harryartin]

Baby Got Jack is by MC Sampler. It got incorrectly credited to Weird Al Yankovich and also Adam Sandler, because it wasn't properly promoted. Check out MC Sampler and stuff on the web. Peace. Also check out the This is Why I'm Shot Video on youtube.......

[bglad4life]

HAHA!!! "FUCK KANYE" Love it. Kanye sucks!

[Xorzist94]

hell yeah

[keemreaper]

dis funny

[filtheeandie]

sheshyy in tha houusee !!

fresh video, keep on samplin =)

[omgjuggalo304]

soo fucking funny

[ThugGirl1222]

this was stupid....! I can't believe how many stereotypes they put in this video, that all blacks like 40's and fried chicken...come on now, let's get real...F*** Kanye, F*** this guy

[catwoman1413]

i like the lyrics, and the videos funny

[ProudAnselmo]

Maybe you shouldn't strengthen the association by putting Al's his name in the tags, genius. Oh wait, that would mean less hits for you.

It's obviously been to your benefit, as I wouldn't have ever heard of you if wasn't for seeing your shitty song in the related videos for his. It was obviously not him, as it was much too simple-minded and devoid of humor.

It took some Google-fu, but I found you, just to let you know how much you really do suck.

[goobadoo]

Very funny...and get's even more funny.

[harryartin]

thanks for the props....you been to musicomedy dot com? Peace!