Star Trekkin'

Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Boldly going forward 'cuz we can't find reverse.

Lt. Uhura, report.
There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow,
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.

Analysis, Mr. Spock
It's life Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's life Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.

There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow,
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.

Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Boldly going forward, still can't find reverse.

Medical update, Dr. McCoy.
It's worse than that he's dead Jim, dead Jim, dead Jim;
it's worse than that he's dead Jim, dead Jim, dead.

It's life Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's life Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.

There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow,
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.

Starship Captain, James T. Kirk:
Ah! We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill;
we come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, men.

It's worse than that he's dead Jim, dead Jim, dead Jim;
it's worse than that he's dead Jim, dead Jim, dead.

Well, It's life Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's life Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.

There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow,
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, scrape 'em off, Jim.

Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Boldly going forward, and things are getting worse!

Engine Room, Mr. Scott:
Ye canna change the laws of physics, laws of physics, laws of physics;
ye canna change the laws of physics, laws of physics, Jim.

Ah! We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill;
we come in peace, shoot to kill; Scotty beam me up!

It's worse than that he's dead Jim, dead Jim, dead Jim;
it's worse than that, he's dead Jim, dead Jim, dead.

Well, it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.

There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow ahhhhh!

Ye canna change the script Jim.
Och, #!& Jimmy.

It's worse than that it's physics, Jim.

Bridge to engine room, warp factor 9.

Och, if I give it any more she'll blow, Cap'n!

Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Boldly going forward, 'cuz we can't find reverse.

Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Boldly going forward, still can't find reverse.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Kirk
• Uhura
• Spock
• McCoy
• Scotty
• Klingons
• red shirts
• Star Trek
• Star Trekkin'
• The Firm
• Stone Trek

[GreenEyedMusic]

8 personnel should report to wardrobe immediately for their red shirts!

[Monica1C3]

"We come in peace, Shoot to kill, Shoot to kill" :-D

[3dsguy100]

thats very funny

[koolzzy]

I like... Trek Star Trek

[blueagate]

You puppies are sick I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!

[blueagate]

This is the first time I have heard this and its hysterical!!! I'm ashamed to admit I'm a trekker and just hearing it LOL!

[sjadarkest]

@gunplanut Or the Starship Boulderprise

[sjadarkest]

@thedragonborn100 I think in one of the films he did say "Mr Scott, one to beam up" but that was the closest he ever came to saying the actual line that, for some reason, a fair amount of Trekkies think he said when they should really know better.

[GhettoBlaster100]

That gave me a splitting headache.. So fucking annoying

[thedragonborn100]

kirk never said scotty beam me up

[Talamare2]

hah this so annoyingly awesome, completely epic man! great animation and concept too

[ssppeellll]

Brilliant. Love it.