Eggo's (TIK TOK PARODY)

Here it is. The long awaited song by us, TheOneMinuteNewsTeam. Enjoy !

Wake up in the morning feeling like a big eggo
Grab my plate, and my fork, and im gonna hit this city
Before I leave, get a squeeze, of some local syrup
'Cause when we use, the chinese, I get a disease

I'm talkin big lumps on my nose, nose
Heavin' all over my clothes, clothes
Rash's all over my toes, toes
I'm talkin, vichy for my lumpy's
pepto for my my heavie's
Tryin to get a bit healthy.

Don't stop, watch them pop
Mom, load the fruit up
right now, I'mma eat
till I can't see my feet
oooo ahh, on my gut
but the eatin' don't stop, no

EEEEEE-GOOOO, EEEEEE-GOOO

Don't stop, watch them pop
Mom, load the fruit up
right now, I'mma eat
till I can't see my feet
oooo ahh, on my gut
but the eatin' don't stop, no

EEEEEE-GOOO, EEEEEE-GOOO

Ain't got no milk in my house,
But got plenty of eggo's
Ain't got no butter in my house,
But I got margarine
And now, the hood is lining up because we got some eggos,
Screw em, (take a bite of eggo) yumm, I leggo my eggo's.

I'm talkin bout everybody getting hyper, hyper
This crap tastes like diaper, diaper
Your mother's getting a coiffre ?

Now, now we eat until we pass out, out
Or we die of eggo overdose, dose
Eggo overdose, dose
Overdoooooooo

Don't stop, watch them pop
Mom, load the fruit up
right now, I'mma eat
till I can't see my feet
oooo ahh, on my gut
but the eatin' don't stop, no

EEEEEE-GOOO, EEEEEE-GOOO

Don't stop, watch them pop
Mom, load the fruit up
right now, I'mma eat
till I can't see my feet
oooo ahh, on my gut
but the eatin' don't stop, no

EEEEEE-GOOO, EEEEEE-GOOO

Doug, you died so young,
You broke my heart
No more eggo's
Doug you left me

Because of this,
It got me pissed,
So now I'm rich,
Ya, I sued Kellogg's

You died so young,
You broke my heart
No more eggo's
Doug you left me

Because of this,
It got me pissed,
So now I'm rich!

Now, the party don't start 'til I walk in

Don't stop, watch them pop
Mom, load the fruit up
right now, I'mma eat
till I can't see my feet
oooo ahh, on my gut
but the eatin' don't stop, no

EEEEEE-GOOO, EEEEEE-GOOO

Don't stop, watch them pop
Mom, load the fruit up
right now, I'mma eat
till I can't see my feet
oooo ahh, on my gut
but the eatin' don't stop, no

EEEEEE-GOOO, EEEEEE-GOOO

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[TheOneMinuteNewsTeam]

Inside Jokes and Video Explained

1. When it pauses were just showing how Sexi Andy's Profile is

2. The Whole video is suppose to be us being the same people one being the good side and the other the good side (Andy whereing Dark shirt, Matt Wearing White shirt)

3. Matt with Maple Leafs logo is refering to the Waffle problem the leafs had recently hahaha

4. The Snow was very cold and wet hahaha

5. The song that comes on at the end is mgmt - Electric Feel

[runnyonions]

@Lotsoffun111 you

[runnyonions]

@Lotsoffun111 hey how are

[runnyonions]

@sptaugner I guess you could say that.

[sptaugner]

do u live in like a frickin 19th century cabin?

[Lotsoffun111]

This is like a flashback flashback this is like a dream dream!

[Lotsoffun111]

@runnyonions It is amazing isnt it ahahha :)

[Lotsoffun111]

@Lotsoffun111 Calvin Harris song if ya guys didnt know :)

[Lotsoffun111]

#23 most discussed Today in Canada guys good job :)

[Lotsoffun111]

Its was Acceptable in the 80's lol

[Lotsoffun111]

@TheOneMinuteNewsTeam NO! hhaha