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Jay Z & Kanye West - That's My Bitch

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Uploaded on Aug 9, 2011

That's My B**ch
(KW) Hello can I speak to uh, uh, yeah you know who you are / Look, you have no idea what you're dealin' with / Something something real as sh*t / Pop champagne, I'll give you a sip / Yeah, that's my b**ch / That's my b**ch / Shorty right there, that's my b**ch / That's my b**ch (Hook) I've been waiting for a long, long time / Just to get off and throw my hands up high / And live my life, and live my life / Just to get off and throw my hands up high (KW) I paid for them ti**ies, get your own / It ain't safe in the city, watch the throne / She said I care more about them Baquiones / Basquiat's, she learning the new word is yacht / Blew the world up soon as I hit the club with her / Too Short called, told me I fell in love with her / Seat by actors, ball players and drug dealers / And some lesbians that never love ni**as / Twisted love story, true romance / Mary Magdalene from a pole dance / I'm a freak, huh... Rock star life / That second girl with us, that's our wife / Hey boys and girls, I got a new riddle / Who's the new old perv that's tryna play second fiddle / No disrespect, I'm not tryna belittle / But my d**k worth money, I put Monie in the middle / Where she at? In the middle (Hook) (JZ) Go harder than a ni**a for a ni**a, gofigure / Told me keep my own money if we ever did split up / How could someone so gangsta be so pretty in pictures / Ripped jeans and a blazer and some Louboutin slippers / Picasso was alive he woulda made her / That's right ni**a, Mona Lisa can't fade her / I mean Marilyn Monroe, she's quite nice / But why all the pretty icons always all-white? / Put some colored girls in the MOMA / Half these broads ain't got nothing on Wyldna / Don't make me bring Thelma in it / Bring Halle, Bring Penelope and Selma in it / Back to my Beyoncés, you deserve three stacks word to Andre / Call Larry Gagosian / You belong in museums, you belong in vintage clothes crushing the whole building / You belong with ni**as who used to be known for dope dealin' / You too dope for any of those civilians / Now shoo children, stop lookin' at her t*ts / Get your own dog, ya heard / That's my b**ch (Hook) (KW) You have no idea what you'r edealin' with / Something something real as sh*t / Pop champagne, I'll give you a sip / Yeah, that's my b**ch / That's my b**ch / Shorty right there, that's my b**tch / That's my b**ch

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  • Kraig Golden

    Kim Kardashian heard this and was like "Well I am" lol

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  • MrLeoozzy

    Kanye absolutely smashes this track tbf but that bit by Justin Vernon is just too damn good, well said.

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  • roflmfao619

    Mad props to Q tip, nice sample, makin this feel like the 90s.

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  • 619TOUGHLADY

    ~You belong with niggas who used to be known for dope dealin' / You too dope for any of those civilians~

    #nicerhyme

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  • Daniel Campbell

    check out my version on my channel please

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  • Bob Marley

    in the words of simon cowell "Don't give up your day job" 

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  • FrnnkEducation

    about damn near died when he hit that note at the end. WHOOOO

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  • fiyaaalifeee

    l.e.daddy <3 ;)

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  • Gigi Giorgadze

    go go go love them !!! best guys

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  • Saminiah Jones

    Jay's verse to Beyonce though that was cute as fuck

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  • zeleni zub

    my man Q Tip on this motherfucker,we can all see dat.

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  • Setu Tauvela

    Justin Vernon sounds so much like Charlie Wilson in this.

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