Hot Stalker! - Goth Rocker - C J Leon

Hilarious! And about serious problems.

Well, I finally wrote my first rock'n'roll song. After all the other dark classical and funky jazz compositions, it had to happen sometime. My only justifications are 1) it jeopardizes my well-being and the safety of my person and 2) it's really fukkn funny.

Hot Stalker
C J Leon

She cut right through my stride,
forced her tail through my gait.
In a subway exchange,
the next day we made a date.

As we stood on her porch
I asked a hug goodnight.
She jumped in a police cruiser
and screamed My God, hes got a knife!

Two bull-dyke cops
ordered me Shut up and sit down!
caught gist of flail,
shared a look, and sauntered round.

Do you love this girl?
I said Well, geez, I dont know.
She said If I were you, son
Id let this one go!

I
Ive got a hot stalker.
It wouldnt be a problem
if I wanted to talk to her.
I
Ive got a hot stalker.
It wouldnt be a problem,
if I didnt wanna rocker world.

She used two rolls of tissue
each and every single day.
Blasting Tool at 3 am
she got me kicked from my place.

I came home late and drunk,
she clawed my skin like a cat.
Now she needs a new phone number
everytime she wants to chat.

Cause I started getting
6 messages a day like
You were life inside me.
Now youve thrown me away!

and Was I just a warm body?
Want the truth? Truth be told:
Baby, you were so hot
you could have been cold.

I
Ive got a hot stalker.
It wouldnt be a problem
if I wanted to talk to her.
I
Ive got a hot stalker.
It wouldnt be a problem,
if I didnt wanna rocker world.

Shes got sea-green eyes
and a wavering glare,
voluptuous hips kissed
by long brown hair.

She covers her curves
bust-to-ankle black lace.
She put her face in my head
with my head in her face.

I
Ive got a hot stalker.
It wouldnt be a problem
if I wanted to talk to her.
I
Ive got a hot stalker.
It wouldnt be a problem,
if I didnt wanna rocker world.

Would that be so wrong?
Would she get the wrong idea?

I
Ive got a hot stalker.
It wouldnt be a problem
if I wanted to talk to her.
I
Ive got a hot stalker.
It wouldnt be a problem,
if I didnt wanna fucker.

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[EccentricSage]

lol Bad boy. XD

The more songs of yours I listen to, the more I want you to form a band. Music could use someone like you with wit, sarcasm, good lyrics, good vocals, and unique sensabilities.

BTW, I dig goths who wear pink. And suspenders. You know what it's all about. Not like all the Hot Topic goths and hard core metalhead kids. Goth should only be an idea, or a lovely useful adjective, not the all defining label people conform to.

[thesurrationalone]

More red/purple than pink actually, but such is the state of my visual rendering technology. I do dig chics with pink hair though. (There's a song about that in my myspace player right now. A tribute to pink-haired girls called, imagine that, "I Wanna Fuck You".)

Thanks for the gigantic compliment.

[gothicginger101]

dude ur awsome!!! :)

[thesurrationalone]

and you have a way better name than I do, so what does that make you? yeah, you know.

thanks for subscribing!

[chawliefresh]

nice. very nice. applauding material of the master race.

[thesurrationalone]

Master race?

Oh, right.

Vampire rockers.

;-)

[erikslilangel00phan]

=] i like it! makes me smile, lol

[vampire131413]

i love th purple skinnys

[csybu]

Hey cool song!

[cata290]

NICe :X:))) funny good work man GO GO :)

[MediocrePhil]

I'll check it out now.

Watch mine, subscribe? Im trying to get top 10 most subbed NZ'er Ever.

Thanks

[thesurrationalone]

Can do.

Did you find "Bye-bye, Butterflies" on my channel yet?