I'm A Shark - mCRT feat Katcha, Scarfbot (2009)

track available for FREE download as part of the Penis Monologues album at: http://www.robisfunny.com

Lyrics:

Katcha:
I like eating things!
Biting all the treats that the sea brings
Cruise the beaches for the sure attacks
You know I gotta get my surfer snacks

Gonna make you squeal when the teeth come crashin'
Like a seal, gotcha thrashin' and splashin'
Look at my mouth, bitch, open wide
Bloodstained ocean, here come the red tide

mCRT:
You wanna get in it, lemme give you the scoop
In about five minutes, my fin will be soup
They'll boil it in broth, hit with MSG's
God damn, do I hate the fucking Japanese

So please, don't be hatin' when I snack on lives
Stare your ass down with my glass doll's eyes
Realize the seas alive and fuck the dolphins
Deepest, bluest, my hat is like a shark's fin

Chorus:
I'm a shark... I'm a shark... suck my dick, I'm a shark
I'm a shark... I'm a shark... suck my dick, cause I'm a shark

mCRT:
See me swimmin' 'round, you'd best not hate
I selectively vomit up a license plate
I'll tell you what's the deal, let's get real
You look like a baby seal from over here

My nictitating membranes slide over my eyes
Soon I'm gonna have my cartilage in your thighs.
That sexy little wet-suit make my fins tingle
You're like an individually-wrapped Kraft single

Scarfbot:
Holla at my homies in the Indian Ocean
Motherfuckers know the score with the teeth in the motion
Of the goddamn ladies cruisin up on Indonesia
Shark fellas wanna yell-a cause the girlies wanna please ya

In the 650, fishes all know where to go
I send a sonar beep cause I'm rollin' twenty deep
I got no bones in my bod but they still slob on my knob
And call me Megalodon going OMNOMNOMNOMNOM

Chorus:
I'm a shark... I'm a shark... suck my dick, I'm a shark
I'm a shark... I'm a shark... suck my dick, cause I'm a shark
Your mother's a shark, your mother's a shark. I fucked her ass in the park
I'm a shark... I'm a shark... suck my dick, I'm a motherfucking shark

Special thanks to Katcha and Scarfbot on their rapping debuts!

Video production by Charboil of D-Cubed Productions ( http://www.myspace.com/dcubedproductions )

Category:

Music

Tags:

• shark
• suck
• dick
• nerdcore
• nerdapalooza
• rap
• jaws
• deep
• blue
• sea
• underwater
• ocean
• mcrt
• scarfbot
• katcha
• penis
• monologues

[MegaDior123]

i wish a croc was getin dissed in d vid

[bertoviase]

awesome video, downloading album

[chaosrah]

lol

[ieatyuppies]

Loved it, but it does need more nom-noms.

[emilyalamode]

Needs more scarves.