A Valentine's Story
the valentine heart,
once lovingly selected,
fell to the subway's grate
then blew into the street
where it was nearly run over by a passing cab
which sent it skipping toward the rear axle of a bus
that nicked it with a kick that shot it back to the curb
on the opposite side of the street.
It nearly made it.
Till it was stabbed to death by a street cleaner's prong:
on which it sat stacked with candy wrappers, cigarette butts all
stuck to a wad of spat out gum
before the sanitation worker, with the glove
he purchased to protect himself
from the spit-upon trash he once touched,
with thumb and index finger removed the paper heart
candy wrappers, cigarette butts and gum from his poker's tine
and tossed it all into a respectable receptacle
picked clean of cans worth dime
deposits
and there it waited for a truck to take it for a ride
to the dump where it would spend the rest of its life
in a landfill, an eternity
or until
it is found by archaeologists in some future century
who will carefully remove it
catalog it
and find a place for it
behind glass in a museum
for visitors to view
and think upon it
such is a valentine's story
Why am I reminded of the story of the Little Tin Soldier, I wonder? Must be all that very realistic bad luck! I wonder what archaeologists from thousands of years into the future would make of a valentine... would they understand it at all? And do our archaeologists really have any idea what cave paintings were really all about?
GilesConradWatson 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Well done, James. This is a wonderfuly funny, unsentimental Valentine's Day story. I love it!
teamdeaf 2 years ago
Clever Tale....I , the sceptic...think the best place for a Valentine Card...is in the Garbage !! But then...should a knight in White Armour send me one....who knows ....? I might even swoon....
Poemsapennyeach 2 years ago
Love this video. And the story of the misadventure and final resting place of this card is such an apt metaphor for love!
tinySpectacle 2 years ago
Sheer delight, this tale, implying to my mind-----don't look for love behind a glass case in a museum if you want it unsullied.
Idlinfarm 2 years ago
Nice
5*
All the best
Kean
keanghiero 2 years ago
That's quite a story, I am sure love itself too must suffer such an ordeal before it can be finally appreciated, but let us not stick it behind glass and consign it to a museum of irrelevant emotions just yet. Clever and inventive story. I am so impressed that you always seem to find just the right picture.
andrewnorris1 2 years ago
Nice one. Happens all the time. I can see Wall-E not knowing what it is or where to stash it.
Caspar33 2 years ago