Columbia Law Revue (1996) - On Campus Interview

Worried about applying for your first job out of law school? Let the Law Revue show you what to do to ace your interviews and get the job you want.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• columbia
• law
• revue
• desperately
• seeking
• consortium
• oci
• on
• campus
• interview
• eip
• job
• doubletree

[licketysplit13]

Oh my god, I can't believe the OCI process hasn't changed in 12 years. It's just like that.

[Edandush]

Genius and accurate.

[avalavalove]

My favorite lines in order:

1. "PLEASE GET ME A JOB!"

2. "One question: How Much MONEY!?"

3. "That's your wife? You're a lucky man, she's hot!"

4. "I'm a democrat and *ding*"

5. "Well, relative to Flanders, okay?"

6. "Because the answer to your last question was total bullshit." "I thought so."

7. "I can't work long hours!"

8. "Um... no?" "Oh my gawd, I just totally spaced at what you just said!"

[illijah]

someones in the wrong profession

[antonej1]

Mike Pomerantz and Joch Luzarraga -- both comic geniuses! I thought this was the best sketch that year by far. Ah, the good old days and the agony of OCI...

[miker030]

this is classic!

[MACKATTACK1970]

Columbia Law School graduates MORONS and proved it by accepting and graduating Saakashvilli.

What a pathetic School to accept a deranged, stupid, ignorant human being.

I used to believe that Columbia Law School was a fine institution, now I realize that I was mistaken.

[dumboe8899]

"The 1/9 from 42nd Street!"

Can I borrow that?

[nawakawa]

he has a talant