Lady Gaga feat. Beyoncé - Telephone - Parody ("Sexyphone")

The best Lady Gaga´s Telephone (feat. Beyoncé) Parody!!!!
Sexyphone by Las Teloneras de Alaska

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LYRICS:
Hello, hello, Rulas
You called, fucking again.
I have got no bragas
in the club, you say, say
Gua-Gua-Guarra you say,
huh? You're shitting up on me
Sorry, I cannot hear you,
I'm drunk aga-ain.

I'm drunk aga-ain. (Mira estoy borracha)
I'm drunk aga-ain. (Mira estoy borracha x2)
Sorry, I cannot hear you, I'm drunk aga-ain.

Just a second,
Telonera's song they're gonna play
And I cannot text you with
A dick in my hand, eh?
You shoulda made some sex with me,
You know that i'm a bitch
Te sobran los dineros but;
I'm drunk aga-ain.

Stop callin', stop callin',
I don't wanna dicks anymore!
I left Gertrudis and la Puri on the dance floor.
Stop kari, stop kari,
I don't wanna slap you anymore!
I left Gertrudis and la Puri on the dance floor.

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop sexyphonin' me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
I'm drinkin'!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop sexyphonin' me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

Can call maricón,
I have vibrador,
and you're not gonna steal my telephone!
Cuz I'm out in the club,
and i'm sucking a cock,
and you're not gonna steal my telephone!

Can call maricón,
I have vibrador,
and you're not gonna steal my telephone!
Cuz I'm out in the club,
and i'm sucking a cock,
and you're not gonna steal my telephone!

Hey, No me mandes mensajes, no!
Que no me voy a ir antes,
No hay quien te aguante,
Escríbele a tu mother,
Como me mandes otra foto
Voy a ir a matarte,
Sorry que estoy de fiesta,
Jódete y tira desta-aaaa.

Not that I don't like you,
I'm just at the water.
And I am vomitando
with la Puri aga-ain.

Sometimes I feel like
I live in a contenedor.
Tonight I'm not takin more pills,
cause I'll be drinking.

Cause I'll be drinking
Cause I'll be drinking
Tonight I'm not takin more pills, cause I'll be drinking!

Stop callin', stop callin',
I don't wanna dicks anymore!
I left Gertrudis and la Puri on the dance floor.
Stop kari, stop kari,
I don't wanna slap you anymore!
I left Gertrudis and la Puri on the dance floor.

Stop callin', stop callin',
I don't wanna dicks anymore!
I left Gertrudis and la Puri on the dance floor.
Stop kari, stop kari,
I don't wanna slap you anymore!
I left Gertrudis and la Puri on the dance floor.

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop sexyphonin' me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
I'm drinkin'!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop sexyphonin' me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

Can call maricón,
I have vibrador,
and you're not gonna steal my telephone!
Cuz I'm out in the club,
and i'm sucking a cock,
and you're not gonna steal my telephone!

Can call maricón,
I have vibrador,
and you're not gonna steal my telephone!
Cuz I'm out in the club,
and i'm sucking a cock,
and you're not gonna steal my telephone!

Ma-Ma-Maricón
Ma-Ma-Maricón
Cuz I'm out in the street
and I'm paying some bitch
and you're not gonna reach my telephone!

Ma-Ma-Maricón
Ma-Ma-Maricón
Cuz I'm out in the street
and I'm paying some bitch
and you're not gonna reach my telephone!

We're sorry the number you have reached
Is not in service at this time.
Maybe the phone is inside a vagina.
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HAVE FUN!!!

Mujer Caballo & Mujer Robot
De Polígono en Polígono con amor y mucho horror.

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[conkerkillers4]

I have no service, I got AT&T lol.

[DJEDDX]

jajajajaja

[andypsychogaga]

ESTA SUPER !!! Ah

AMO TU VIDEO !!!!

[Danhelru]

Muy bueno!!!

[BritneuJeanSpears]

XDDDD "maybe the phone is inside a vagina"

[came17desrosiers]

jajajajaja es mejor que la original jajaja

[paulchele]

lol

[FabulousWonderTwins]

Es que vosotras ya estais mas que listas para empezar a conquistar el universo con vuestro concepto!!!!

He aqui vuestras primeras y PRINCIPALES fans!

[Davidisnotpuresit]

al fin una buena!! jaja

felicitaciones!