Ice Queen Rap (inspired by Zelda: Faces of Evil)

Watch the original cutscenes to see why this is supposed to be funny.

Beat is (rather obviously) lifted from the John Cena song "My Time Is Now." I hate using something so blatant, but I matched the lines with a bunch of different beats and this one just clicked the best.

You would do well to ignore the text. I just didn't want it to be a boring still image. The text is meant to follow the horns in the song. For extra fun, if John Cena ever shows up in your life you can sing along in this manner with any four syllable phrases.

The champ is here.
Here comes the champ.
My time is now.
I wear a hat.
I'm in the ring.
Take off my shirt.
You can't see me.
My muscles hurt.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• zelda
• faces
• of
• evil
• ice
• queen
• John Cena
• My Time Is Now
• shield
• vilest
• curse
• cursing
• the curser
• with
• twice
• the curse

[Bauglir100]

Vanilla Ice Queen

[TheSolgryn]

Why haven't this got more views?

[BaronVonKenny]

this is too extreme

[ZetaNeubourn]

Lawl, Queen Cena. |D

[GX2000GX]

0 people Got cursed by the crysta...wait...nobody disliked this...Nevermind ^.^

[vaatithewindmage]

I'l be your 40th liker and rate this :D.

[sydneyk9]

Hater.

[Reltsirk]

this is pretty damn good lol it should have more views :S

[alborzka]

Okay this was amazing haaha :D

[rotomRASENGAN]

you won this thread. everyone can go home now

[CutOfYourJibFilms]

This is the best thing to come out of that.