CSI Miami - Endless Caruso One Liners

Edited clips showing loads of the corny one-liners used by David Caruso just before the Who song starts on CSI Miami.

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[saadipo]

''sir the bullet went trough 5 homosexuals''

Well you can say that the bullet..

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went in one direction

YEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

[beinyourguard]

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(⌐O_O) I picked my wrong glasses...

[thephatblue]

6:09.

[thephatblue]

Imagine having to work with this guy every day of your life. God fucking damn it Haratio, not again..

[Clayton Klemm]

I hope you brought a grater with you to watch this video

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because its gonna get cheesy

[MeanT241985]

Haha....thanks :)

[Clayton Klemm]

haha nice

[MeanT241985]

Sir, the victim was found in this meat freezer. Looks like he eventually gave up and just sat down until he died.

Well I guess you could the victim....

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Died chillin'

YEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

[missionmanify]

hahaha nice one :')

[LBEfication]

I say "one liners"

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With two lines

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH­H!!!!!!!!

[Illya Benkard]

Detective, we found Caruso dead.

It looks line,

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He...

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Was an one liner...

YEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!111

[dmgreenberg]

Frank: "A big rig loaded with fruit crashed on a Southern California freeway this morning."

Horatio: "Looks like traffic is gonna be . . . [*sunglasses*] . . . jammed."