CSI Miami - Endless Caruso One Liners
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*Takes place at E3 Parking lot* F:he was blown up with an RPG
H:Looks like he just had. . .
*Glasses*
H:. . His Final Fantasy.
YEAAAAHHHHHHHH
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"Sir,The Kool-Aid man was broke on the sidewalk..."
"Well it looks like..."
*Puts on sunglasses*
"He got punched..."
OH YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
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And one more.
"Sir,it looks like the killer greased himself up so he could slip through Micheal Jackson's open window."
"Well I guess that makes him..."
*Glasses Pull*
"A Smooth Criminal."
YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
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Here's my original.
"Sir, Lady Gaga was just found beaten to death in her apartment with a bathroom scale while she was watching The Bourne Identity."
"Well then I guess you could say..."
*Glasses Pull*
"She was Bourne This Weigh."
YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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Sir, Elvis Presley was found shot in the head
Well I guess Elvis
*Puts on glasses*
Has left the building
YYYYYYEEEEEAAAAHHHHH!!!
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YOU ARE FUCKIN HILARIOUS BRO! :D
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F: "seems as if she died from rectal failure."
H: "well i guess it's true what they say. if sex is a pain in the ass..."
*sunglasses*
H: "you're doing it wrong."
YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
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F: "Sir Rebecca black is boiling in hot oil"
H:"It seems it's"
*sunglasses*
H: "fryday"
YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
F: "Sir, Vaclav Havel has just died."
*sunglasses*
H: "Czech-mate"
YYYYEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
jackwdc 1 week ago 54
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YEAH!!!
esgnrjnjgu 4 days ago 36