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CSI Miami - Endless Caruso One Liners

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Uploaded by on Nov 4, 2006

Edited clips showing loads of the corny one-liners used by David Caruso just before the Who song starts on CSI Miami.

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  • F: "Sir, Vaclav Havel has just died."

    *sunglasses*

    H: "Czech-mate"

    YYYYEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

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  • *Takes place at E3 Parking lot* F:he was blown up with an RPG

    H:Looks like he just had. . .

    *Glasses*

    H:. . His Final Fantasy.

    YEAAAAHHHHHHHH

  • "Sir,The Kool-Aid man was broke on the sidewalk..."

    "Well it looks like..."

    *Puts on sunglasses*

    "He got punched..."

    OH YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

  • And one more.

    "Sir,it looks like the killer greased himself up so he could slip through Micheal Jackson's open window."

    "Well I guess that makes him..."

    *Glasses Pull*

    "A Smooth Criminal."

    YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH­HHHHHH!

  • Here's my original.

    "Sir, Lady Gaga was just found beaten to death in her apartment with a bathroom scale while she was watching The Bourne Identity."

    "Well then I guess you could say..."

    *Glasses Pull*

    "She was Bourne This Weigh."

    YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHH!

  • Sir, Elvis Presley was found shot in the head

    Well I guess Elvis

    *Puts on glasses*

    Has left the building

    YYYYYYEEEEEAAAAHHHHH!!!

  • @AydenMize

    YOU ARE FUCKIN HILARIOUS BRO! :D

  • F: "seems as if she died from rectal failure."

    H: "well i guess it's true what they say. if sex is a pain in the ass..."

    *sunglasses*

    H: "you're doing it wrong."

    YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!­!

  • F: "Sir Rebecca black is boiling in hot oil"

    H:"It seems it's"

    *sunglasses*

    H: "fryday"

    YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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