meet the parents

portfolio

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Comedy

Tags:

• ben
• stiller
• owen
• wilson

[C06coolvette]

Dear God. Thank You. You are such a good God to us; a kind and gentle, accommodating God. And we thank you, oh sweet, sweet Lord of Hosts for the smorgasbord you have so aptly laid at our table this dayand each dayby dayDay by day. Oh, Dear Lord, three things we pray: To love Thee more dearly; To see Thee more clearly, to follow Thee more nearly day by dayby day. Amen.

[Hellsing486]

Are you a homeowner Greg?

[tlv156]

"So what got you into carpentry?"

"I guess I'd have to say Jesus. I guess I figured if you're going to follow in someone's footprints, who better than Christ?"

[watchufinnado]

Just the other day I saw a golden retriever, he had like a gimp, ya know I just wish I could have done something.

[partygirl209]

great part of the movie!!

[guidines83]

Thanks for this. This were exactly the 15 seconds I was looking for!

[xraycat30]

@thefreshjive Yeah I know all that..but what's funny is that the terms, "strong" or "quite strong" mean such different things to different people. It's hilarious how Greg tries to improvise something he doesn't know much about in an attempt to seem on a financial level of equality with this arrogant ass who happens to be in love with his fiance.

[thefreshjive]

@xraycat30 lol if you're really curious, a "strong" portfolio would contain well diversified investments and securities in different industries and markets. I'm taking an investments course, and every time my professor mentions "portfolio", I think of this scene and crack up.

[xraycat30]

@NakenKenguruTiss I know that dude. See, I was being sarcastic because it's funny. But thanks for clearing that up anyway ;)

[xraycat30]

Anyone know what a "strong" or "quite strong" portfolio entails?

[JarebearJ28]

@st0mpf3st YES!