Twilight Sucks: Reiterated

ToolTime9901's video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TyMDSV1P9U

The Final Sacrifice: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Final_Sacrifice I highly recommend you look up the Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode featuring it. You can find it on youtube. It is unholy in its hilarity.

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[Endolaylith]

assburgers syndrome? Oo

[happyfinesad]

Mmmmm. Ass Burgers.

[Ivy1534]

Um... yeah. You kinda rock. Sadly, I agree with everything you said. I know, horrible Twilight fan I am... ugh.

A lot of it was the director too... just saying. New Moon is actually better. You will still hate it more than likely, but it is still MUCH better.

[happyfinesad]

See, I heard it was worse. Not to mention the pedophile werewolves take center stage.

[Ivy1534]

I just meant the direction aspect of it.

And, um... how are they pedophiles? They are all teenagers.

[happyfinesad]

How are they not? They "imprint" on small children. I believe the textbook definition of pedophilia is the attraction to the pre-pubescent. *ding ding ding warning warning* Stephanie Meyer is a psycho.

[lennyishot100]

I give it an 8 and I'm being nice!

[FallofDarkness55]

Meyer likes to suck on Edward's sparkling cock all day. MEYER= PUSSIFIED AUTHOR WHO CAN'T WRITE WORTH SHIT. i hate this fucking orgasmic shitty author. die would you?

[ChemicallyAlice]

LAWL! Satan's scaly cock? xD

[deviltrigger50]

edward cullen is emofag!!!

[chiconspiracy]

Look out, you may be assaulted by a mob of pimple faced, overweight fangirls who will consume you alive for failing to see pasty, confused looking Edward as HOT.

[Ivy1534]

*laughs uncontrollably* Yeah, I walked into that.