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this video is broctastic
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lol "the knights templar used brocolli to identify themselves" OMG LOL!!!!!!!!!!
=D pure genius!!
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Try the chou chou
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this video of all of this strange lady's videos actually made me laugh!
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Healthy video. lol
;)
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Ha haa! the Broccoli based Knights Templar, the end is nigh, New World Order controlled by he illuminated vegtables!
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I must confees I have never tried brocolli. The long shaft and bulbous head have always put me off. I tend to be a bit homophobic where food is concerned.
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That looks like an unhealthy broccoli.. :( Try Waitrose <3
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Yes - lovely stuff.
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omg!
you have the scariest eyes in the world
you should audition for a horror movie Elise
you could totally play the scary woman/banshee/ghost/killer
1nn0senseL0st 3 years ago
Yes - terrifying, aren't I?
Eliseharris 3 years ago
flippin,eck! i wish i was as smart as you. =)
lapislazuline 3 years ago
You just have to eat your greens.
Eliseharris 3 years ago
Once, while on walkies in the wild, I was attacked by a man-eating broccoli. In imminent danger of being consumed, I used my MacGyver-ish senses and with items ready at hand I was able to sedate and subdue her with a nice dinner of medallions of beef with apricot glaze, haricots verts, garlic mashed potatoes with parsley garnish, a little vintage Pinot Noir and some witless banter. Eventually I was able to make a quiet exit when she became distracted by a re-run of Emma on the telly.
kenbank 3 years ago
Jane Austen calms the savage beast every time.
Eliseharris 3 years ago