Big Gourami - Don't Graunch It!

When Big Gourami went on expedition to photograph gnomes for their album cover they also made some remarkable discoveries about plumbing systems on the Isle of Wight. Despite being repeatedly warned not to over-tighten taps and to only exert a downward motion on the toilet flush mechanism - their wanton destruction of bathroom furniture lead them to be driven off the island by a rowdy bunch of locals chanting "grockels go home". Yet it was not all in vain. This melancholic ditty, and accompanying high-end videographic presentation, was the result. Originally banned by the I-O-W tourist board. It was eventually released on a small indie label and reached number 5,328 in the Byfleet and New Haw hit parade.

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[Wallond]

I'm now sitting here wetting myself. Thanks Matt for the effort required to produce something so in keeping with the quality of the original soundtrack. I also appreciate that rounding up all those gnomes and pesky pixies is not easy.

Toot Toot!

[mattybobthompson]

Oh dear! Sorry about the incontinence. Glad you appreciate the hours, sorry, hour of work that went into this. Hope you enjoyed the 're-mastering' too. Ciao bella.

[mattybobthompson]

what a load of toss!

[Wallond]

Totally disagree. Beryl Loved her Chimney would have never existed if it wasn't for this classic. 

Don't forget to ask the trees directions later on!