The First Ever Recorded Doug Brown On Camera

This video was shot on january 32st 2009. It is considered to be THE rarest video on earth. A video of this magnitude could have very LARGE impact on the scientific community of Proctology.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Brown
• Doug
• big
• foot
• area
• 51
• loch
• ness
• monster
• yeti
• mystical
• creature
• unicorn
• apple
• peas

[downtowndougb]

i was holding the cowbell, i think i would know

[HEWLIO]

Maybe it wasn't you, Maybe it was another doug brown. Ive Seen many.

[downtowndougb]

ok, first off, the "squirrel" is a cowbell, second, i dont punch bears or any of that stuff, and finally, i hadnt eaten since noon, and i was mad hungry

[HEWLIO]

No Doug Brown That was a squearl. I have proof, just watch the video

[xxsexyxtacoxx]

im gonna have to side with hewlio on this one. it seems the indigenous doug brown was bludgeoning a squirrel to death with some sort of tree branch, with the intention of devouring its liver. if you pause you can clearly see a blurred squirrel fighting for its right to party whilst being struck in the kidneys with a stick. come on, the evidence is all there.

[HEWLIO]

Holy Whore, i don't know why i dident realize before. Thats what he was doing, Eating the liver. It all makes sense now. The doug brown requires a certain amount of Potassium Sorbate in order to live. The squirrel liver is the highest amount of Potassium Sorbate in any animal on earth.

[downtowndougb]

i know it was me, i saw you with the camera as i was playing

[april1165]

*proctology

[april1165]

ahahahah. isn't protology the study of the rectum?

[r4baloons]

joe you are weird

[xxsexyxtacoxx]

yes! what a breakthrough!