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@phdan123 ..you just my feelings so bad...:-(
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@F3FisGoodforYou Will they also become someone with terrible grammar?
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Do NOT Shake your baby, they can get brain damage and become democrat.
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Oh my God the children!!!! Won't somebody please think of the children!!!!
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@Halocuber "Kick the Baby!"
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@Eudaletism Except for the stupid people who are now looking through the Internets for one of these.
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How does it breath
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@St37One I never made any bet, so I don't need to put any money to put where my mouth is, but sure, I sent you a link to a New York Times article on research into Shaken Baby Syndrome causing death by neck injury, not head injury.
They don't hit their heads on anything, so of course their heads won't be damaged. It's the neck damage that kills them. Claiming that reckless, abusive parents who kill their own children are just innocent victims of a "witch-hunt" is pretty vile, is all.
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@Subjectivity13 "Wow, your'e insane. You think (x)" - now would be a great time to put your money where your mouth is, determine payouts for either outcome, make a bet, and see how confident you really are.
Firstly, there is good laboratory evidence to suggest that adult humans are not physically capable of shaking an infant hard or long enough to cause the type of damage seen. There is also a lack of solid evidence of adults actually shaking thier infants.
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@St37One Wow, you're insane. You think a baby with no neck muscles, a half-formed brain and paper-thin unfinished skull won't die if you shake it? You're nuts.
This video is awesome though. Sending it to my friend with a screaming baby.
"Learn how to computer!", haha, really love the small things they add in every video :P
Fronken89 2 months ago 30
@Dvotion1971 People will laugh about all sorts of jokes until they reach one that hits close to home for them...then suddenly THAT particular kind of joke is not funny. For example, religious people don't find religious jokes funny; ex-cons don't find prison jokes funny, etc. It's a product of your experience, not intrinsic unfunniness.
In fact...the second purpose of this video is to call attention to the reality of babyshaking. A lot of Onion vids have a message. This video only does good.
Eudaletism 2 weeks ago 16