Uploaded by TheOnion on Jun 5, 2009
Designed with the frustrated, sleep-deprived parent in mind, the BabySafe Ball can withstand shaking, stabbing, and claims you wish it had never been born.
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Burn resistant material means you can finally put out cigarettes on your baby.
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@snowpuppkisses I think you have to stick it with knives first! I like to throw mine off the roof til the little one stops crying. :)
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@F3FisGoodforYou I crying everytime :'(
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@F3FisGoodforYou me is so sorry
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@phdan123 ..you just my feelings so bad...:-(
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@F3FisGoodforYou Will they also become someone with terrible grammar?
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Do NOT Shake your baby, they can get brain damage and become democrat.
5 days ago 2
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Oh my God the children!!!! Won't somebody please think of the children!!!!
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@Halocuber "Kick the Baby!"
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@Eudaletism Except for the stupid people who are now looking through the Internets for one of these.
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Fronken89 2 months ago 35
@Dvotion1971 People will laugh about all sorts of jokes until they reach one that hits close to home for them...then suddenly THAT particular kind of joke is not funny. For example, religious people don't find religious jokes funny; ex-cons don't find prison jokes funny, etc. It's a product of your experience, not intrinsic unfunniness.
In fact...the second purpose of this video is to call attention to the reality of babyshaking. A lot of Onion vids have a message. This video only does good.
Eudaletism 3 weeks ago 21