Donahoe Wants My Money, OH MY!

I have money sitting in my Paypal account, and Donahoe is itching to have his grubby hands on it.

Category:

Nonprofits & Activism

Tags:

• ebay
• paypal
• boycott
• protest
• John
• Donahoe
• stock
• shares
• plummet

[nobodysbuying]

I would become a power buyer if H0LLYW00DY was ebay CEO!

What I want to know is: What would ebay be like if HOLLYWOODY ran the place?!

Be positive, because we are the 31% of profit ebay lost, and we HAVE a say; no matter what they say, the BOD wants the 'disgusted ebay members' back!

Most sellers who also BUY are mature small businesses who deal with unique secondary market items.

We believe sellers have free speech for NPB, shill buyers, & fraud. Ebay's founder said it over and over

[H0LLYW00DY]

If "H0LLYW00DY" ran the place, there would be a significant impact on the auction trading market on a global spectrum. I have several things in mind to better the [now defunct] entity, formally known as ebay. It may take me a couple of post comments to get out my changes, but here is what I would do, if I ran the place...

[H0LLYW00DY]

First, I would immediate terminate the position of the present CEO, John Donahoe. In an effort to maintain the economic downfall, I would rescind the $2 Million in bonuses he recently received for the 2008 audit year. In addition, I would immediate commence legal action against him and seek punitive damages in the millions as an award to prohibit the bastard from ever doing this to any other business he tries to get his hands on.

[H0LLYW00DY]

From there, I would venture on up to the Trust and Safety Department, and more specifically, the Office of the Present to present Kurt with his walking papers. I would commence legal action against Kurt for his hand in member-privacy breaches, which date back upwards of six years. Punitive damages too would be brought against Kurt in an effort to send a very clear message that violating policy within the corporate company will not be tolerated.

[H0LLYW00DY]

If Kurt shows any sign of struggle, I would subpoena Ebay's Privacy Counsel, Scott R. Shipman as well as Associate Privacy Manager, Michael Lee.

[H0LLYW00DY]

From there, I would head directly to the Engineering Department, the area of the site responsible for (among other things) data base, storage and updating. Unequivocally, I would terminate the entire department. I could here them now, "We knew this was coming... we just didn't know when." The new staff brought in, would be responsible in returning the site to what it was 2 weeks prior to when Donahoe began his destruction. The down time in doing this task would be minimal, I assure you.

[ferdinandgingercat]

tee hee!

I would spend money (ok I know that's not the question but) on Ebay to give Donahoe a frontal lobotomy -seems though I'm too late ... (already been done.)

[AntiWarner]

PS: I would rather light my underwear on fire than spend ONE PENNY on eBay!

[GoodbyeEbay]

I will never spend a plug nickel on fraudbay again! Neither will anyone I know. Better not say what I am thinking, but I bet they don't freeze accounts or harass people who are close by them though because sooner or later someone is bound to go postal on them. Surprised it hasn't happened yet. LOL.

As for their non-stop unwanted BS emails, send them all to isp labeled spam to get them recognized as such. Phone calls too, file complaints after you ask to be taken off list,

e-RETARDS!

[crazeenydriver]

Hollywoody I love your videos, I mean I LOVE them! ik it takes a lot of time to do all this animation, and it is time well spent. I would love to see a video of an animated John Donahoe , and just Donahoe with the entire video dedicated to his self effacing bull. I bet that SOB got a bonus even though the company is tanking like AIG. I mean you never even hear about John Donahoe in the news or anything, most ppl don't even know who he is. I say, lets give him some free publicity ^-^

[ozgood1x]

My Face is KILLING ME :o)

That was GREAT !

Yes, I've been wondering why Donahoe is still alive. He must have body guards...

[H0LLYW00DY]

You have impecible taste in classic animation :)