Tor Hershman's "Chanting The Name Of The Turd"

A few fan mails that are TOO complementary & this parody happens.

__Lyrics:

You may have a smooth grin /
Your lies come out deadpan /
great communicator, mental masturbator /
spent a decade vegetatin /

If you open up your heart /
blood will gush right out /
your emotions are in your brain /
not in replaceable chest spout /

By chantin the name of old Tor and you will see
its worthless as chanting the name of any ole deity
when earthquakes or giant storms come from the sea
its as helpful as if you spent your whole life chantin Gumby

You need to cut a fart
all life needs to make gas
if youre an instigator or alligator
youre gonna get recycled

If you open up your heart
blood will gush right out
charge gnomes in you chest rent
`cause theyll never help you out

By chantin the name of old Tor and you will see
its worthless as chanting the name of any ole deity
"god speed" or Lennon songs in space shuttles aint worth a pee
when they go boom youre toast regardless of your theology

You do need some shelter
reporters love helter skelter
Invest in Mardi Gras beads, not flood wall needs,
and churches go a floatin

If you open up your heart
therell be a blood stream
dont let the creeps con you
with their minds so freakin mean

George sang, Pope owns 51% of General Motors.
Harrison was pissed, he only owned 49% of GM stores.
Chant Jehovah, Krishna, Allah, Satan or Tor
Theyre equally worthless to help you, thats for sure

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• parody
• atheist
• krishna
• allah
• satan
• god

[TOR1Hershman]

Thank you, McFurly, for your Erisesque praise.

[TOR1Hershman]

Ted Huntington,

If George had been an Atheist he d of written "My Sweet Chuck [Darwin]" and been a lot less rich and I would have done a "Happy Xmas (War Is Over)" parody entitled "Crappy Xmas (Needles All Over)" and I be commenting on your comment about - what if John, that is all.

[TOR1Hershman]

Well, ngeorge62, I can not argue with what you wrote because moi can not comprehend your comment.

Perhaps you should watch moi s wee flick again, this time with an logician.

[TOR1Hershman]

ChristianHalovids,

Not half as depressing as when you know the vast number of people who have believed in heaven and/or hell and have ruthlessly destroyed soooooooooo many millions upon millions of fellow believers and WILL continue to do so.

[TOR1Hershman]

May random chance seem to bless and remove your brain's fear and shame, PromoCalaita2007.

But till then.....which will probably never happen,

its Earthlings like yourself that make it sooooooo much, regrettably so, fun for Earthlings such as I to create scathingly truthful parodies.

Just keep investing in Mardi Gras Beads (Praying - Subjectivism - Malfeasance) instead of Floodwall Needs (Rationality/Objectivism/Facts­) for the worms shall dine with gusto upon we both.

[TOR1Hershman]

Thanks, ChuckyJesus666, if you had half as much fun watching as I did making this vid, then you were LOL, indeed.

[KingTrolland]

Wonderbar!

[mcfurly]

this is worse than subgenius garbage. but at least you didn't get me to watch it! fnord.

[Gpacharlie]

Hey Thorman. Inwas looking at yourbother "art" on the tube and wanted to comment but you got it disabled old man. wuzzup wi dat. Stop rotatin' on the Deenahhh and fix it dude.

[Gpacharlie]

Well Thor you are only young once, but fart humor at your age? The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh. Sorry He decided to remove your adult intellecct. But seriously Thor. What are your thoughts on the non-contingent contingency.

[kitty9tales]

@ShaktipatSeer blasphemy is a victimless crime

[kitty9tales]

George owned 49% of GM? Since when. I demand facts now.

[ShaktipatSeer]

Blaspheming against the Holy Name is a serious offense.. Beware your karma

[BaphometRex666]

HFS!

Fantastic Job, keep up the great work!

ISN

666

[LSButts]

Interesting video - I am with you on this!

[rbtmdl]

Bravo! Bravo!