You Win

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After 6 months of asking my wife to marry me, she finally said yes and so I wrote her this song. If you ask her why she said no for 6 months she'll tell ya she thought I was joking. I contend she just liked messin with my head.


Lyrics:

I got a crooked old smile
I gotta squint to see good
I couldn't run to save a nun
An well, one leg is made of wood

I got three bad knees
And a heart with a limp
My hairline's receded
To my shoulders but then

I got hairs where they've never been
Hairs where its hard to trim
Here's to turnin' 29 again

Will if you're still wantin' me
Then baby don't blame me when I give in
If your're still wantin' me
then baby that's
where you win

I got an eye on you
Cuz when I fell that fucker flew
But if you'd quit yer screamin'
An give it back
I'd patch it up like new

I'm a big fat fuck
It's true I'm slightly overweight
I hitched a ride up in a truck
The fucker charged my ass for freight

I got hairs where they've never been
Hairs where its hard to trim
Here's to turnin' 29 again!

Well if you're still wantin' me
Then baby don't blame me when I give in
If you're still wantin' me
Then baby that's
Where you win

I gotta dirty ol' mind
A broken sense of what to do
An if you don't quit lookin' lady
I'll be lookin' back at you

I got three bad knees
An a heart with a limp
My hairline's receded
To my shoulders but then

I got hairs where they never been
Hairs where they're hard to trim
Here's to turnin' 29 again

Well if you're still wantin' me
Then baby don't blame me
When I give in
If you're still wantin' me
Then baby that's
Where you win

Chords:
Verse: E G A E
Break: E G A B
Chorus: C Am D G C Am D E

Enjoy

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