Internet Porn 1994

Remember when little, baby internet was just beginning to open its eyes, filled with the promise of global communication, unlimited information sharing and revolutionary business opportunities? Yeah, neither do we. So here's an ode to a time when a man sat at a computer for one reason and one reason only. If his modem is rockin', don't come a-knockin'.
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Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• internet
• porn
• modem
• al
• gore
• buffering
• video
• world
• wide
• web
• computer
• monkeys
• funny
• beam
• whack
• hilary
• clinton
• dial
• up
• beard
• lotion
• toilet
• paper

[glaked23]

Didn't you have to pay like by the minute to use the internet back then?

[SelfmadeMonkeys]

Shit, I don't think so - all the poor porn explorers would've gone bankrupt, there would've been a massive depression and the country would've been controlled by adult website conglomerates instead of oil companies. The whole world would be upside down!

[SmartassCommentary]

fuck dial up!

[SelfmadeMonkeys]

In the face!

[tvsamba]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[SelfmadeMonkeys]

Oh shit, tvsamba, did you just pass out on the keyboard? Someone call 911! I just hope your pants are on when they find you...

[ibphotos]

Pretty funny, but in 94' there was barely any "moving pictures" at all. hi-rez was 1000x1000 or less

[bluebutdude1]

they had videos in 94?

[Arto572]

connect to dat dial up

[bobalazs]

This is so true!

[cjslut]

@ibphotos 1024x768 was crazy high resolution

[sparticus214]

@glaked23 on most video depending on sound and about 128 on hd and dail up is 56 k on average so if were digital it would load much faster it would still freeze but only for one sec no 8 like it dose so on average you could watvh a 5 minet video in about 7 minets instead of 12

[sparticus214]

@glaked23 just pictures and text dail up is a bit slugish but ok its the large high quality pictures on ebay and esp java flash and video content that slows the piece of shit to dust and this is not because of sppen its because it take a lot longer to translate then basic contend useind sound and if if were digital like dsl it would still be a slug be would be 80percent faster on video java flash and large high quality picture for example youtube uses a very low qaulity only about 56 kps

[sparticus214]

@glaked23 yes and besides that you can only stay conected for no longer then 15 minets then it shuts off and relisticly that video would not load that fast because the slowness of dail up is not mostly its speed its because its analoge because in stead ofa direct digital data transferer it converts computer launguage with is 1s and 0s into sounds and on top of that its useing a telephone wire with can only do this at 56k persecond and on regular pages with smaller medium qulity no flash

[BigBakaJ]

LOL the "porn dudes'" facial expressions are the best part. i know its just and act, but it actually looked like it could have been some cheesy ass porno's. and there's nothing worse then the guy's face being stuck buffering what a total turn off...lol

[dembkomj]

MOM............hang up the phone i'm on aol!

[gameglacier]

@SelfmadeMonkeys AOL had by the minute plans and so did MSN online.

[makepornmakemoney]

so true!