"If I Had" Original by Larken Ogle

have a sense of humor :)
LYRICS:
I could fix a flat tire, on the side of I-65
I could look cool carrying round, daddy's old pocket knife
you know i could, you know i could
I could do a 2am stop at the ihop or waffle house
knock down 3 grand slams, never gain a pound
you know i could, you know i could
CHORUS:
and I could lieeee, to me
not bat an eye, make me believe
all those girls were just your friend
I could run home again
everything would make sense
if i had, if i had
if i had a penis

I could catch a 10 pound bream on a 2 ounce cricket line
i could smash a mailbox just because it wasnt mine
you know i could, you know i could
forget every holiday between christmas and halloween
not know the difference between 1 beer or 23
you know i could, you know i could
CHORUS
and i'd jack up my old truck
make it bigger than it really was
to make it seem like it's bigger than it is
if i had, if i had
if i had, if i had
if i had a penis

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[kmgreensman]

This is SOOO funny yet so sweet! Great job girl!

[larkenoglemusic]

@kmgreensman thank you :)

[weeper]

lol. I loved this, at first I thought " wait... did she say penis? no.." haha and so I listened closer, yup, penis! awesome song.