Bust A Stooge (Three Stooges Rap)

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Lyrics:
This here's a tale for numbskulls
Getting' hit with shovels, pipes, and golf balls
Smacked in the face for bein' overzealous
Just spin on the floor and say HEY FELLAS

Ok joker
You start playing poker
The deck is stacked an your cards are mediocre
You ask for the dealer to cut some slack
Cause you got four kinks and they're in your back

Next day's function
High class luncheon
The hoi polloi want you to serve the punch then
You see a fly girl who's got a rug to cut
And yo' bouncing around wif a spring on yo' butt
You are tryin but
Pies are flyin
You're custard pie covered guests are really cryin
They wanna give you lessons on dance and luge
So come on fatso and just bust a stooge.

Just bust a stooge

You're unemployed
Now so annoyed
Cause you can't feed yourself or pet boyd
Looking for a job all over the town
And everywhere you go is a big let down
So now you're bakin
A nice big cake in
A home with aches in every stake-in
You lighten up the mood with a song and joke
Block your eyes cause here comes the poke

Your movie's showin
So you're goin
Now's the time to be Curly, Larry, Moe-in
Theater gets dark just to start the show
And everything's okay when you hear HEY MOE
They sing hello to answer the tello-
Phone. Canaries are green-they ain't yellow.
You're laughin at the boys on a screen that's huge
And what comes next? Hey! Bust a stooge

Just bust a stooge

You're in the city livin freely
Working for the guy who's name is Ted Healy
You tell a funny joke just to make his day
When you wanna bigga paycheck and he says no way
Dames are funny
They want money
You are the bear and they are the honey
You ain't Cousin Basil but you just proposed
I can't see I can't see! I got my eyes closed.

You're calling card
Is "Not so hard!"
Have Rocket. Will travel. Near and fard
You're bruised and hurt like you play hockey
Where were you born? Lake Winnipesauke!

So when pocket's empty
One red centy
Can't even buy a box of Good and Plenty
Even though you're broke and flat as a flugey
Don't just stand there
Bust a stoogey

Just bust a stooge.

Break it down for me fellas

You're best friend Harry
Looks like Larry
Even got the porcupine hair, it's kinda scary
He's staying at your crib, cause he thinks it's cool
He says it reminds him of reform school

You say groovy
Let's see a movie
But he wants to eat cause he's feeling gloomy
The café charges you an arm and leg
For a piece of burnt toast and a rotten egg

So you start thinking
This food is stinkin
Life is ship and you are sinkin
You wanna be a man get tools drink beers
The tools we've been usin' for the last ten years.

So when things are crappy
Don't take a nappy
There's really only one thing will make you happy
You gots ta stay fresh and don't be a Scrooge
Now what comes next? Hey! Bust a stooge.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Three
• Stooges
• Rap
• Young
• M.C.
• Spoof
• Moe
• Larry
• Curly
• Shemp
• Howard
• Joe
• Besser
• Derita
• Ted
• Healey
• Tribute

[dodadue89]

@InsanityComplex1 Sure, either way.

[InsanityComplex1]

@dodadue89 I can give you a taste if you're interested.

[dodadue89]

@InsanityComplex1 Fair enough. Let me know when you get it finished.

[InsanityComplex1]

@dodadue89 Whatever this means... I'm so interested because I'm doing something similar to this, only with death metal and with smaller excerpts from many of shorts.

[dodadue89]

@InsanityComplex1 "Loco Boy Makes Good"

[InsanityComplex1]

@dodadue89 Damn, no he doesn't, I can't find any site which mentions titles, this is ridiculous. Do you know by any chance which short the try installing a carpet but it keep rolling up and Moe gets trapped under it? Curly does it in that one but I can't remember the title.

[dodadue89]

@InsanityComplex1 No idea off hand. I think he does it in Crash Goes the Hash.

[InsanityComplex1]

@dodadue89 What are the titles?

[dodadue89]

@InsanityComplex1 There are a few of them.

[InsanityComplex1]

Does anyone know which short curly does his famous floor spin?