Published on Jan 16, 2012
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A peek into the secret language of self help.
by- Frankie Norstad
and Jesse Kate Crosswhite
I'm only having one.
Have you prayed about that?
Your higher power could be a door knob.
You've just got to turn it over.
You should talk to your sponsor.
I'm totally addicted to my phone.
Totally not my fault.
It's totally all about the third step.
When's the last time you went to a meeting?
Have you tried meditating?
God won't give you more than you can handle.
You should write about it.
This coffee is so gross.
I think my sister is totally high.
I mean what about me?
I think my brother is high.
This is my last one okay?
I think my grandma is high.
Let go and let god.
Anything I truly let go of had claw marks all over it.
You should go pray in the bathroom.
What would your higher power say?
Is nasal spray a relapse?
Sex is such a drug.
I'm getting a new tattoo.
You should just help someone. Like get out of yourself.
My sponsor said.
My therapist said.
My addict says.
I suck at meditation.
Do you think these have alcohol in them?
Do you think it's a relapse if I... smoke crack on the weekends?
Doesn't she know who I am?
Easy does it.
Is 800mg Ibuprofen a relapse?
Just one more
Just this once
One day at a time
If I take cocaine and put it on my gums, do you think that's a relapse?
mmmm.... What step are you on?
Do you think she's high?
Television is definitely a drug
Sex is a drug
Sleeping is a drug
Chocolate is crack
Bananas are a totally drug.
Do you like my new glasses? I just bought em.
I spoke at this rehab and there was this really cute guy there.
That's the 13th step.
Do you like my new bracelet? I just bought it.
It's gonna be different this time
Don't you love this hat? I just bought it.
I need coffee
You should pray in the bathroom
I totally cosign that
Are you high?
I have such a sugar hangover.
metamusal Recovery's not for people who need it. It's for people who want it.
I'm just saying.
Is a relapse?
Let go or be dragged.
It doesn't really count if I've already had sex with him... right?
My addict wants me to isolate.
You can't save your ass and your face at the same time... you can't save your face and your ass... you can't save your ass or your face... just give up now!