Sh*t 12-steppers Say

A peek into the secret language of self help.

by- Frankie Norstad
http://FrankieNorstad.com
http://twitter.com/LittleMsAddict
http://LittleMissAddict.com

and Jesse Kate Crosswhite
http://twitter.com/MsJesse
Transcribed:

I'm only having one.
Have you prayed about that?
Your higher power could be a door knob.
You're powerless.
You've just got to turn it over.
You should talk to your sponsor.
I'm totally addicted to my phone.
Totally not my fault.
It's totally all about the third step.
When's the last time you went to a meeting?
Have you tried meditating?
God won't give you more than you can handle.
You should write about it.
This coffee is so gross.
I think my sister is totally high.
I mean what about me?
I think my brother is high.
This is my last one okay?
I think my grandma is high.
Let go and let god.
Anything I truly let go of had claw marks all over it.
You should go pray in the bathroom.
What would your higher power say?
Is nasal spray a relapse?
Sex is such a drug.
I'm getting a new tattoo.
You should just help someone. Like get out of yourself.
My sponsor said.
My therapist said.
My addict says.
I suck at meditation.
Do you think these have alcohol in them?
Do you think it's a relapse if I... smoke crack on the weekends?
Doesn't she know who I am?
Easy does it.
Is 800mg Ibuprofen a relapse?
Just one more
Just this once
One day at a time
If I take cocaine and put it on my gums, do you think that's a relapse?
mmmm.... What step are you on?
Do you think she's high?
Television is definitely a drug
Sex is a drug
Sleeping is a drug
Chocolate is crack
Bananas are a totally drug.
Do you like my new glasses? I just bought em.
I spoke at this rehab and there was this really cute guy there.
That's the 13th step.
Do you like my new bracelet? I just bought it.
It's gonna be different this time
Don't you love this hat? I just bought it.
I need coffee
You should pray in the bathroom
I totally cosign that
Are you high?
I have such a sugar hangover.
metamusal Recovery's not for people who need it. It's for people who want it.
Newcomers.
I'm just saying.
Is a relapse?
Let go or be dragged.
It doesn't really count if I've already had sex with him... right?
My addict wants me to isolate.
You can't save your ass and your face at the same time... you can't save your face and your ass... you can't save your ass or your face... just give up now!

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[tweezers]

The comments for this video are as awesome as the video.

[FrankieNorstad]

@tweezers It makes me so happy to see all the love and laughter!

[cloudberryberry]

what about shit normal people say to 12 steppers? "yeah, it's kind of like me with junk food."

[myrtlife]

Misery is an option. Pain shared is pain lessened. You hit your bottom where decide to stop digging. Keep coming back. This is a program of progress, not perfection. Nothing changes if nothing changes. This too shall pass. Insanity is doing the same things over and over again and expecting different results. There's only one thing you have to change and that's everything. --Yeah, they're cliche, but NA has saved my life. It's the little sayings that get me by sometimes.

[ElectricLabel]

18 years clean and sober. Don't think I've ever said any of these myself, but I have heard a good deal of them :)

[berniechrisok]

anonimity is not working for the new generation of users they never hear the message until they are in rag order maybe times change and so should the program wen it comes to promotion and awareness

[hjf71670]

I'm smiling; thanks, clean 15,188 days, ODAAT.

[yellin70]

I now have a life beyond my wildest dreams!

[tazador793]

funny thing, it is dumb & repetitve most, however for many of us that has worked very very well! & yes it is true that is this slogans or phrases are said all the time.

Not everyone needs to understand it.

[catmoondaddy]

"I spent most of my drunk life pissed of and passed out"

[blujay49]

Like totally inane. If you think this is like humongously humorous - then you sooooo need a parrots anonymous meeting. I give it a 3 Duct Tapes UP!

[qUESoNEhIPhOPNJ908]

classic...Good Job and God Bless!!!!

[shlazee1]

Is this considered Press, radio or films? heh

[shlazee1]

You forgot. "Hey nice share." "That was a really good share, I loved all the shares this evening."

"That was a great talk." "There are no birthdays today, but we do have CAKE!" and "Yea she's really fine, but she only has like 3 days..." and "I don't feel like drinking today, but I feel like ripping someone's F'Ing head off." :)