Cheesy pick-up lines do NOT work.

Have you been told that those cheesy pick-up lines work? Yeah...you were lied to.
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[tomandchooky]

Did you grow up on a chicken farm? Because you sure do know how to raise a cock.

[VirtualFunction]

"They'd work if he were cute"

- Did it hurt... when they removed your fucking brain?

[BoyOfSteel101]

In a club - hey, my names (insert name) would you like to dance? never offer to buy them drinks, they will accept regardless of their intentions, if you ask them to dance they'll give you a straight answer and its fucking free too.

At a party - hey, my names (insert name) wait for reply, then ask how they know the guy/girl whose throwing that party, then let convo roll from there.

At the park - put down your binoculars, get your duct tape ready and remind her that you 2 were made for each other

[Frozone470]

uh hi, how's it going uh.. eh.. uh roast beef sandwiches

[bellasosweet111]

Hey, you like scary movies? What's your favorite scary movie?

[johnnyrockerfella]

of course they work... cause its funny as fuck, but timing and delivery are everything,

[carlvincent12]

so....you dont like mushroom pizza?...

[fullenangelcindy12]

@hnjahnjah yea i can see that you have a point and also asking a girl out to without a pick-up line can be refreshing at times. 

[hnjahnjah]

@fullenangelcindy12 maybe you are a rare platinum needle in a stack of needles(even tho hardly believable),but that doesn't mean it's true for the other 99.9% of the female population of the world. Oh and what ACTUALLY worked for me-ask the girl out for a cup of coffee. No bullshitting around,no cheesy pickup lines,just straightforward,right in the face truth,which required some courage,but hey...IT WORKED.

[fullenangelcindy12]

@hnjahnjah how would you know that i'm lying if we'v never met, i really love guys who make me laughter b/c i'm a child at heart and i like people who don't take life so serious.

[ShippoHunch]

They work watch Hey gurls if ur heart was a wonderland would u let me be alice? If so add me on facebook darkshippo91@gmail.com

[MrAVEREX]

@MrAVEREX And maybe a condom or two.