Jon Lajoie - Show Me Your Genitals 1 & 2 (lyrics)

Remember, (you fucking morons), the lyrics are in the description. Copyright is owned by Jon Lajoie,& Sony Music Entertainment. Not by me

Lyrics 1:
Women are stupid, and I don't respect them,
That's right, I just have sex with them,

Show me your genitals, your genitals,
(What!)
Show me your genitals,
(GENITALIA)
Show me your genitals, your genitals,
(What!)
Show me your genitals,
(GENITALIA)

You're talking to me about stuff, why?
I'd rather see your titties,
Now you're talking about other stuff, why?
I'd much rather see your titties,

I can't have sex with your personality,
And I can't put my penis in your college degree,
And I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams,
So why're you sharing all this information with me?

It's not sexist 'cause I'm saying it in a song,
That's right bitch, now take off your thong, and...

Show me your genitals, your genitals,
(What!)
Show me your genitals,
(GENITALIA)
Show me your genitals, your genitals,
(What!)
Show me your genitals,
(GENITALIA)

Knock knock, who's there?
It's me, wondering why you're not naked,
Knock knock, who's there?
Me again, still wondering why you're not naked,

I wanna see your bum, I don't care what you say,
No I don't have feelings, 'cause feelings are gay,
Something something in the month of May,
Bitches love my penis 'cause it's really big,

Girl's brains are much stupider than men's are,
So they should always listen to us, 'cause we're smart,
Women are only good for three things,
Cooking, cleaning, and vaginas,

Show me your genitals, your genitals,
(What!)
Show me your genitals,
(GENITAILIA)
Show me your genitals, your genitals,
(What!)
Show me your genitals,
(GENITAILIA)

I can give good sex to you,
'Cause I'm really good at sex,
I can give good sex to you,
'Cause I'm really good at sex,

Aww yeah, that's right,
Shake your...bums,
I'm out of here,
I gotta...go have sex with a lot of girls.

Lyrics 2:
Women are equal and they deserve respect
Just kidding,
They should suck my dick.

Vagina
What!
Vagina
What!
I wanna have sex with your vagina!
Uhh!
Vagina
What!
Vagina
What!
2 + 2 = Vagina

My love is like lightening.
It gives girls orgasms.
My dick is like an airplane.
It gives girls orgasms.

I'm the Wayne Gretsky of sexual stuff.
I'm the Hulk Hogan of slamming muff.
I'm the Indiana Jones of exploring crotch.
I'm the Shakespeare of enormous cock.
I'm the Helen Keller of having sex.
No wait that's a bad example.

Why did my penis cross the road?
To get to the other...

Vagina
What!
Vagina
What!
I wanna have sex with your vagina!
Uhh!
Vagina
What!
Vagina
What!
E= McVagina

I've got a present for you right here
Actually it's not a present, it's my penis!
And I like to call it the spear
Cause spears are long and hard, like my penis

I don't like it when you talk.
Cause that just means you aren't sucking my cock.
Love is for girls and gays.
If you want to be with me it goes 1 of 2 ways.
Either you have sex with me
Or you have sex with me

I have really good sex moves
That I learned in China
I'm a sexual tiger
And I feed on vagina
Roar

Vagina
What!
Vagina
What!
I wanna have sex with your vagina!
Uhh!
Vagina
What!
Vagina
What!
What time is it? Vagina

What's the difference between a girls mouth and her vagina?
There is none.
I want my penis to be in both those things.

I'm a good sex man.
Girls love my sex.
I'm a good sex man.
Cause my sex is the best.

I'm like Jean Claude van Dam
But instead of fighting people, I have sex with them.

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Jon
• Lajoie
• ShowMeYourGenitals

[nolichucksrule123]

OBSSESSED WITH THIS SONG. its hilarious(: aaaand im a girl...

FAVE SONG EVAAA(: hehe "i am a sexual tiger. tiger. and i feed on vagina. rawr." LOVE!!(: hewhehehehe

[puppy459]

WTF XD lol im a girl and i find this funny XD

[seismis]

lol sex and vagina are probably the most used words in this song

[KrazyEpicTaco11]

lol xD my friends and me sing this at school :P

[DrSterlingSimmons]

1 girl needs to get off the computer and go make her boyfriend/husband sammich.

[xXRestlessDreaamXx]

women are stupid and I don't respect them.

[SomethingHumorous]

Girls love my sex.