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sick alchemist beat freestyle - PUNCHLINES HURT

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Uploaded by on Nov 8, 2009

verse to bring it on instrumental
LYRICS: boi i smoke 2 pounds a year, you'll get ya style teared/
cuz you only half real like the stallionaires/
1 punchline you outta here! just look at my medallion glare/
you see the ice patches get ya wife gasping/
she put her face in my lap and bob like saget/
last beef i had shot at this dodge stratus/
to drunk to stand still shorty know my pants filled/
pull the dikk out she start buggin like an anthill/
bust on her face and back grindin like a sandmill/
lying get a man killed they' find you in landfill/
i lay low and play it smooth as japan silk/
gat slinga!
and since ya jersey say 23 im a make ya jordan sparks like that fat singer/
nigga im over hot, clubs let me smoke alot/
and i make it rain till these bitches see noahs ark/
greasy nigga, green weed bringer/
show up half drunk fat blunt tip glowing like e.t.s finger/
i heard every rap cd nigga/
im just tryin to get my mental right cuz any lil fight/
i hop out big black knife call it kimbo slice/
mechete boys out here you'll get ya head destroyed/
niggaz got cars and cash, i smoke the ganja fast/
till my eyes got red rings like the target bag/
ho's say sewerz is grimey/
but his jewels are shiny/
2000 blunts, every month's "super high me"/
fifty hours straight smokin' afghan goo/
switch to purple deisel now im back brand new/
i doubt that ya gutter i'll come up in ya room/
slice a pouch in ya stomach like a mother kangaroo/
and i got some grape ape go great with grey goose/
we on the porch wit the lighters/ you bored get higher/
we burnt enough woodz to equal 4 forest fires/
my kush drowned in crystals/ keep a loud pistol/
incase you want ya head squirting like cow's nipples/
ho's see me in the custom porshe/
hop out shut the door/ i pull bitches get um wet like tug of war/
and she doin pole splits im standing their focused/
while you at the gay club dancing with glowsticks/
act weird and you see the burner/
ya girl my semen slurper/
after we fuck her hair look like tina turners/
and her brain skills is growing she's an eager learner/
i'll show you what the hood is about/
niggaz kick you in ya face till you catch athletes foot in ya mouth/
"pussy" niggas get tons/
what i need to say bitches choking on my dick look like BTK victums/
im crazy a to z/ niggaz hating me/
ya girl gettin dugout like baseball player seats/
im young and maticulous/ becomng ridiculous/
older i get i just son them like icarus/
ho's lick they're lips cuz the spliff taste like licorice/
this another alchemist beat that im finished wit/

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Uploader Comments (sewerzdarapper)

  • Yo that shit was dope. anyway what beat is that??

  • @hymnz100 thanks and yea its the alchemist instrumental bring it on

  • that jordan sparks line wuz funny boi u got skillz dog tight shit

  • @TwistaG good looks dawg... 4real that shit is funny

  • its funny u aint even freestylin look at ur eyez they movin lookin at paper and change up your voice

  • @RIEKSONE nigga shut the fuck i aint reading shit im lookin at my laptop screen dickhead watch the video again faggot!! half the time im lookin in the camera.. stupid muthafuckA

Top Comments

  • boy you wild....glow stick niggas lol

  • damn...dat jordan sparks line hit me late...damnnn...flow is sick

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  • Get the audio from this tune at soundnabber doht cohm.

  • i honestly thought this would be gay. you proved me wrong. We need niggas like you to save music

  • damn man, this is pretty good - awesome beat.

  • lookng haagh as hell bro lsten to my freestyle watch?v=fMEMGlmcg5Y peace out

  • @undergroundcity123 who the fuck are you to try and dictate what someone can or cant say.. fucking idiot!

  • buggin like an anthill// jordan sparks like that fat singer... mad bars yo

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