Unlikely Greetings Cards - Mock the Week - BBC Two

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Thursdays, 9pm, BBC Two
Mock the Week playlist: http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=8BEA19E378EF870B
It's Scenes We'd Like to See! Host Dara O'Briain is joined by regulars Hugh Dennis, Frankie Boyle, Andy Parsons and Russell Howard.

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[LightningIzzy]

Roses are orange,

Violets are elepphant.

I suck at writing poems,

Refridgerator.

[CausingDistress]

Roses are red, (But they can also be other colours)

Violets are blue, (Actually, they're purple, it's in the name)

I'm Obsessive Compulsive,

I can't rhyme either.

[thewyj]

@LightningIzzy that is the best thing I have read. Ever.

[BethMakesStuff]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I know I'm pretty,

But what happened to you?

[AKAcolide]

@kingcrow15

voilets are purple

roses can be white

just a heads up

im watching u tonight

[LightningIzzy]

@KitKatKruncher That's the point.

[KitKatKruncher]

@LightningIzzy You suck at spelling as well.

[XboxArcher]

roses are flowers,

violets are too,

except that they're purple...

and not fucking blue.

[ginnyisdacoolest]

Frankie does love his AIDS jokes, doesn't he?

[Lynnch1]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Keep on showering

Im watching you.

[3darkn1t]

@kingcrow15

Violets looked bruised

Roses bleed

but who the fuck gives a shit?

[Chemeleon86]

@kingcrow15

Violets are blue,

Roses are red,

I could have failed your test,

But I passed instead.