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"Orphan" Movie Review - Pick of the week from the Schmoes!!

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Uploaded by on Jul 23, 2009

If you like suspense go see this movie. It was definitely the sleeper hit of the summer thus far. See what the Schmoes think...and if you have seen it, comment and let people know if they should see it.

And remember, times are tough. SUBSCRIBE and never spend money on a crappy movie again :)

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  • Funny review, glad you made it as you liked it, most reviewers make a review for a film and end up just teasing it, so thanks for respecting this great film.

  • No problem at all, like I said in the opening, I wanted to hate this film but it was really well made and a pleasant surprise.

  • you guys are very funny

  • Thank you painter, glad you enjoyed the review and happy to have you as a subscriber!

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  • I love the movie "Orphan"! And to be honest I like the way Esther dressed, she dressed like a proper lady. Not saying that she acted like a lady at all!

  • Why do people say thing that happens in the movie and write in big word not to read this if youhavent seen the movie? that just makes me want to read it even more. Same goes for things that are marked as spam.

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  • Hey my name is Esther okay and fyi i am 18 yrs old. i like my name by the way great review.

  • @schmoesknow Completely agree watched it recently

  • I thought the same thing. Orphans all ready have it bad. This makes adopting them look scary. Being a orphan is all ready messed up. It can put the zap on a kids head. It's not uncommon for them to have emotional problems ( not as bad a s ester). Kinda fucked to make an exaggerated movie out of it.

  • I didn't understand your review first you say it was good and then you began to make fun of it

  • aahahha ur guys r funny!

  • This movie was off the hook! It took me completely by surprise because usually all horror films are the same s*** to me, but this actually had me scared. The parents in this movie...god I hated both of them. The father was stupid and the mother didn't heed a damn thing her kids were saying. The kids knew something was F***ed up with Ester but the parents didn't put two and two (except mother)together until it was too late. Best movie I've seen all year along with Drag Me to Hell.

  • Esther not 14 in the movie she's like 9

  • Honestly, this movie is very good, but never overtake the film "The Exorcist".

  • i love this movie and my favourite part is when she trys to kill jimmy bennett twice its so sudden and her secret i jumped off my chair going no no ur kidding no way very good movie

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