Geek Song

A song I wrote about love and geekiness. Not all the verses are true, sadly some of them are....
Lyrics:
Just cos I speak l77t, klingon and elvish
Doesn't mean I can't love you
In fact it's three more ways to say I love you
And I would like to say them to you, qamuSHa'la'

Just cos I collect action figures
Doesn't mean I can't love you
Cos when you're no longer in mint condition
I'll still take you out and play with you

Cos I'm a geek and I don't see why
That stops you going out with me

Just cos I have a real lightsaber
Doesn't mean I can't love you
Cos you could be my Princess Leia
And I'd be your non-incestuous Jedi lover Luke

Just cos I'm a level 79 warlock
Doesn't mean I can't love you
Cos I would trawl the whole wide web
Just to have cyber with you

Just cos I can solve a rubix cube in under 30s
Doesn't mean I can't love you
Cos I would spend oh so much longer
Making sweet, sweet....sense of you

Just cos I've seen every episode of Star Trek
Doesn't mean I can't love you
Cos beautiful women are my final frontier
So I'll boldly go where no geek has gone before

Just because I study mathematics
Doesn't mean I can't love you
Cos I would like to be your differential
And lay a tangent to your curves

Just cos I also love numbers
Doesn't mean I can't love you
Cos how can I know pi to over 50 digits
But not know the digits of your phone number....

(Special thanks to Melody for mildly persuading me to video this)

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• sam
• samuel
• watts
• geek
• geeky
• song
• ukulele
• star
• wars
• trek
• jedi
• rubix
• cube
• maths
• math
• mathematics
• pi
• love

[nowayitsjennie]

Ha, I love it. The end made me laugh out loud. You should post the lyrics in the description.

(No need to post the chords, I can already tell you they are C, F and G the whole way through.)

[Phrage]

@nowayitsjennie Done

[nowayitsjennie]

@Phrage Isn't it l337? :P Call yourself a geek.

[Phrage]

@nowayitsjennie Don't you have anything better to do other than pedantically correct EVERYTHING? It's pretty interchangeable in my experience

[Pettyfer007]

Okay, seriously; that was plane awesomeness! I think i'll be walking around for the rest of the day (probably longer) with that song playing inside my head! It was great! DFTBA :)

[Tazarifyable]

no idea how i got here but best video ive ever randomly found. made me laughh :)

[melodymeiti]

:P

[nowayitsjennie]

@Phrage Haha, I have plenty better to do, my pedantry is mostly directed at you and could probably be classed as procrastinatory.

Seriously though, I love this song, it's simple but the lyrics are clever