Randal Graves - Everything Else Blows

Everything Else Blows
(Paroles et musique : Joel Desmarais-Racine)

Nowadays, we ask for pity
But we're only getting logs
We tried to beat on the artists
But it only came out drugs
Ain't it just like any children's book
Like the ones that we used to dry
Pocahontas is doing Mighty Mouse
Cinderella not so tight
But the only thing that really matters
For me and the shinning crow
Is that my taste are way much better
And everything else blows

Just like that dream I had the other day
With the freakin' weird machine
Who was eating all the congress men
And pissing Kerozene
I'm Mulder but also Scully
But it don't mean I'm a fag
I just like to believe in Santa
And kill him with a plastic bag
We need something like a Braveheart's plan
To be putting the best damn show
But just stay in my kinda buisness
'Cause Everything else blows

Have you seen the predator lately?
He's kicking it Reynold's Style
The hunting season open this friday
Let's try to hang them with their tie
But then my lover came to me one night
Asking for some strange decree:
''Can we put Jack Johnson at the Head''?
I said: ''Now you're just fucking with me'
'For the green things he's maybe be really high
But for the culture, he's so low
Just don't take it too hard Jack
When I say: ''Everything else blows''

Can you believe the shit they sell you?
That girl is only 15
She's got pictures of herself all over the net
And she's not wearing jeans
She put the wig, now I'm so confused
Where the hell did Miley Cirus go?
I guess I'll jack off to her Jonas Brothers
At least they know how to blow
Better get ready for the damnation
In hi-fi stereo
'Cause I think God will agree with me
That everything else blows

Now you might think that I'm a Scumbag
Or low-life stoned cowboy
For saying such horrible thing
And still playing with toys
I know that I'm a Narrow Talker
That I can be a jerk when I say
That no one here will make me change my mind
You may all just go away
But you must read between the crap
To discover some rainbow
Better stick to your own passion
'Cause Everything else blows

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• everything else blows
• blues
• folk
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• americana
• acoustic
• harp
• bob dylan
• desolation row
• songwriter
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• joel desmarais