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Aidan Carrig went on to lead a mass suicide He did not participate due to illness. He was sent to Mountjoy but walked out the front gate, never to be seen again, presumed dead or in Caltra.

Although the police did not find Aidan in their search, they did find one Martin Gordon, wanted for walking randomly onto stages and shaking hands as well as the illegal cocaine/chewy sweet smuggling cartel he controlled.

His partner in crime, Deirdre Dolan, nicknamed Deirdre the Dagger, is still on the run, and is also wanted for the Assassination of the President of the United States.

Edward Corcoran, who acquired American Citizenship for the craic, was enlisted into the US army. He entered politics and became the most popular President ever whose sharp tongue could only be beaten by a certain environmentalist.

This was of course Marie Glynn, who once famously made a Hungarian diplomat fall to his knees and beg for mercy during a slagging match at a UN global warming summit. She also played poker, at which she was second only to one man.

Owen O Connor owned the greatest poker face of all time. It helped him win the World Poker Championships holding only a two of clubs, a seven of spades, a green five from the game Uno, a bridge scoring card and a Get out of jail free, from Monopoly.

This lead to a mass riot on the World Poker headquarters where Shauna Keary worked as a Tea Lady. Little did the rioters know, Shauna could kickbox. Shauna won.

Enda Magennis (who drank tea) gave up the drums on moral grounds. Drums are People too, became the chant of a generation. After declaring that viruses had a right to life, he was himself declared a lunatic.

He was sent to the same institution as Jacob Wilton, an undercover spy sent by Prime Time, which through a referendum replaced the old Department of Defence. He was gathering information on the Chief Psychologist of the institute.

This was none other than Rory Murphy who was known by all as The Pink Shrink, after receiving disastrous surgery to change his skin tone.




Lillian Hughes had built her way up through a promising career in Journalism. She then accepted the job of Editor-in-Chief of the Irish Times. She was sacked one hour later for spelling her job title Editor-in-Chef. She went to Rory for help. Nothing could be done.

Eoin Donohue became a successful Soufflé Chef whose versatile methodology meant he has been known to make soufflés using only radio aerials and empty Jaffa cake boxes.

Roisin O Grady followed an acting career. She wasnt very good, but died young and received an Oscar after her death.

Colm Raftery worked for several years putting the figs into the fig rolls. Due to his witty remarks and sparkling personality no one even noticed he was employed as a junior accountant.

Shauna McDermott developed a flare for maths. She discovered a new number between one and two. She called it Joe.

Joe, who was born Ethan Jacob, but changed it due to a split personality problem caused by having two first names, watched the new Shrek movie, Revenge of the Talking Donkey, twelve times. He then realised it was useless.

He called Scott Kennedy to reminisce about their school days. Scott was too busy raiding the World Bank to talk. He forwarded him on to Alison Dolan, who was in the middle of removing the Mona Lisa from the Louvre wall. She passed him on to Charlene Carr, who was away plotting a gang war.

Caitriona Igoe became a Master Jewel thief. She then remarked how many of her school friends had become criminal masterminds.

Daniel Hillary agreed with Catriona while on a chance encounter in Supermacs, however he explained that when one has to create ridiculous yet interlinked lives for twenty three people, youll have that. He then finished his Happy Meal and got a Hot Muffin and Ice cream.

This was served by Philip Stevens, who after twelve years working in Supermacs became Assistant Manager, a position he maintained for life. He married a girl called Mary from Menlough and enjoyed gardening. He died, aged 82, in his sleep.

Vanessa Cahill pursued Ms. Kellys dream of a career in Botany. She soon discovered a strange and interesting new breed of plant. She had found it at a market just sitting among the zinnias. She called it after her best friend Audrey. But thats a different story

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You are a mantal case daniel!! And Leave poor ethan alone! He was (according to reynolds) "The best stage manager she ever worked with!" lol!!