Desperate Blago: The Ballad of Rod Blagojevich - Ukulele Parody

I don't ever follow politics - but how can you not love this one? :)

Original Lyrics by Lisaxy424
Desperate Blago: The Ballad of Rod Blagojevich

Desperate Blago, why didn't you use common sense man?
They've been listening in an unmarked van outside your house for so long.
Oh, you're a nut case cause you think you are a hero.
But 59-0 says you're impeached and you're gone.

Oh you tried to sell Obama's seat, and thought no one would see.
Then you sat there and racked up the cash for a while.
And it seemed to me some important things were left out of your final speech,
but your hair sure did look great at your impeachment trial.

Desperate Blago, why did you do this to Illinois?
We'd gotten rid of the former boys, we'd hoped you lived and you'd learn.
And your wife, well, she's one potty-mouthed dame.
But the pay-to-play game seemed to be your only concern.

You think the whole world's out to get you, it's one big conspiracy thing.
But all that crap is just in your gigantic head.
And when you're done comparing yourself to Martin Luther King,
there's really nothing much left to be said.

Desperate Blago, why did you go on The View,
while they were impeaching you? You've always been a creep!
Yes you've been fired, but that won't stop you from being
an old bleep'n bleepin' bleeper
(bleep bleep bleep bleep'n bleep)
No it won't ever stop you from being an old bleepin' bleep.

Yay for Quinn! :)

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[unclejeff64]

just perfect!

5 stars!

[lisaxy424]

Thanks Jeff! :)

[degcon]

Awesome!!  Almost pee'd my pants :-)

[lisaxy424]

LOL - then my job here is done! :)

[UKISOCIETY]

clever. frightfully clevar!!

[lisaxy424]

unfortunately...lol :)

[gigaves]

My first name is Blagovest and people call me Blago for short... Trust me I'm not desperate :D

[popcur]

The best part was the look on your face. When you started to bring up his wife. lol

That wife sure has a potty mouth. lol I heard the tapes of his wife swearing.

[1977supertrucker]

That was good I needed a laugh today. Are you going to do a song when he goes to prison

[lisaxy424]

LOL - I'll let you know if they do...I'm so glad this is what I'd get famous for, LOL!!!

[lisaxy424]

lol...there's still hope for me...