Twilight is terribly written.

Just a few things I noticed recently. Completely unscripted, btw.

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Education

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• Twilight
• Sucks
• Stephanie
• Meyer
• Edward
• Bella

[megamansbugday]

She copied so much from great animes and made it into pure shit!!!

The apple need I remind you about Death Note!!

The main character looks a lot like the bount leader from bleach to me!!

Hot blonde girl being a vampire Rosario Vampire

A lake where someone mysteriously dies friday the 13th...

And the list oges on and on. Stephanie Meyer needs to burn in hell for commiting these crimes!!!!!

[ErikaHanazono]

To be fair, those concepts weren't all that original to begin with.

[AkumaXoXTenshi]

By the way... Shakespeare used many words that weren't real. He used the word 'somersault' and now we use it everyday, even though he was laughed at and insulted. Just lettin' you know that there is a term for writers who use words that aren't real...

His worse one though was 'worst' people didn't seem to like it, but I do. (I get nagged when I use the word worst.)

Anyways, I agree with most of what you said. I want to be a writer one day. Maybe you can be my editor *-*

[ErikaHanazono]

But Shakespeare didn't write about glittery blood suckers. :(

[Valkeryie666]

I got through one page, and wanted to burn the book.

[skates4568]

The teacher gawked at bella....OMG!!! pedo teacher

[ReptoidBoffin]

The only good thing ever to come out of Twilight was Alice/Bella slashfics.

[desertdragonme]

@misakun6921 I halfwatched the film while doing a math quiz online....yeah, I needed something to do while looking NEAR it. Just to give it a chance. Omg! It was so lame! I was like "why am I watching this? not for rathbone jackson alone"

[desertdragonme]

@Valkeryie666 I saw a 40-ish mom reading it and decided right off TWILIGHT IS FOR LOSERS!

[BoogiepopPrime]

I literally could not agree with you more!

[SuperSmashMe]

@AkumaXoXTenshi I was just about to point that out... even his critics admit he invented at least 800 words.

And 'greenly' is actually quite a nice description of the way sunlight goes through leaves, don't you think?

Ah I'm sorry, I don't care about Twilight. I just like Erika's voice. xD

[IHKF]

So glad I ran into this...so so glad. I'm a fanfiction writer myself and I've never read it, but because of this, I'm just sticking to reading my dear, sweet fan-made stories. Thank you so much. ;)

[moogle890]

"Greenly?" this book spread like the plague in my school. all the girls were screaming over edward...Greenly....The teacher Gawked....Fanfiction is better than this...most of it...some of it...

[iPaperFlowers]

I love you, <3 A lot, for this.