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[ZPM7]

I'd scavenge HER sea floor for nutrients! *rimshot*

[Sonerr9700]

Oh God, what happened to the comments?

[LihAniaih]

@ZPM7 That's what my dad said.

[57TARDIS]

The look on the guy's face when he says OK at the end is just so creepy and fucking hilarious at the same time! LOL

[XxTnuocEhtxX]

0:36 There, now you can just click this instead.

[57TARDIS]

@ZPM7 That's what my dad said.

[maxthekangaroo]

"Kill yourself." "...OK :D"

[ZeroToNowhere]

@YukkuriAteMyBaby I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favourite comment of the citadel.

[theajtruth]

@Korica theyre on a porch in other videos

[YukkuriAteMyBaby]

Sometimes, when I'm visiting neighbours, I'll steal small objects (TV remotes, mugs, cheap non-prescription glasses etc.) and, later that night, sneak into their backyard to bury them alongside their plants so that, months down the line, they find it while gardening. I sometimes also bury my own objects or items from different neighbours just to add to the confusion.

[LuigiDonatello]

How can you have problems with her in bed