The Island of Misnamed Toys

My three year old daughter names all of her toys herself. Based on the names she chooses, you would think she was being raised a bewildered hooker. That may in fact be correct.

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[CinemaObsessed]

My uncle had two cats named Satan and Lucifer. 6-year-old me went to Sunday school and told the teacher my kids would be named Satan and Lucifer one day. They had a chat with my parents.

[Ice Lore]

Then you're an idiot and don't know much about kids. Your ignorance is showing.

[kurleyfries93]

Do you leave 100 comments on all the videos you watch? The sexual innuendo is implied in the video noob. My criticism is that it's far too unlikely for all of the coincidentally obscene names to have been unknowingly picked by a three year old. Something doesn't add up. However, it's debatable which thing.

[Kingwalker]

I love how everyone keeps rearranging "She likes riding her Horny who is big and black" into riding a big, black, horny horse... And Dick is a common name, could be a friend of the family or family member. Prick could have been heard from Sleeping Beauty and rhymes with Dick. People need to stop attaching their adult means of words to either definitions or a child's meaning of a word.

[Kingwalker]

nutsak, not ballsack. And yes that is completely believable as being spontaneous, have kids you'll learn.

[Kingwalker]

I up voted, I'm a socialist not some asshole commie. ;)

[Kingwalker]

Umm... why?

[Kingwalker]

Horny makes complete sense, the ears of the plastic horse look like horns. Maybe get off your high horse. Also I knew a kid who named a stuff animal Hooters, he use to tell people he loved hugging his Hooters.

[Kingwalker]

I've seen this asked a couple of times. My first thought was the idea that it's a catchy song with a clearly darker message and here we have cute bright children's toys that have funny names with disturbing(in a way) names. I felt the song fit in a weird sorta way... And I am kinda worried about myself for thinking that lol.

[Kingwalker]

you win the internet.

[Kingwalker]

I'm an atheist, but I also know the meaning of "right time, right place." I'm not defending him, he posted that intending it to cause trouble, but please don't generalize atheist... Every theist I know gets angry when atheists generalize them, so remember the golden rule. But please by all means troll the hell out of this guy, he asked for it!

[Kingwalker]

That's the pay off of being a parent, you spend all this time raising them and they give you a lifetime of entertainment!