"Fuck You" (Harry Potter Parody - "Crucio")

I see you struttin down the corridor with the witch I love
And I'm like Crucio! Oooh
I guess conquering my Boggart wasn't enough
And I'm like "Crucio, you grindylow."
If I was richer, I might be with ya
Now I'm sayin bloody hell (bloody hell)
And though there's tape on my wand you can bet I'll respond
With a "Crucio"

I said I'm sorry I can't afford a Firebolt
But that don't mean that I'm a spare
I guess he's a Welsh Green...and I'm more a house elf
So much for SPEW guess that's on the shelf

I pity the wizard who falls in love with you
Oh she's a brainiac, thought you should know Cormac
Ooooooooo, I got some spells for you
You can go run and tell your Vikky

I see you struttin down the corridor with the witch I love
And I'm like Crucio! Oooh ooo ooo
I guess conquering my Boggart wasn't enough
And I'm like "Crucio, you grindylow."
If I was richer, I might be with ya
Now I'm sayin bloody hell (bloody hell)
And though there's tape on my wand you can bet I'll respond
With a "Crucio"

Yeah so what, me and Lavender, were nothing next to you and me
Tryin to get ya, tryin' to seize ya
Cause loving this nerd ain't easy
I pity the wizard who falls in love with you

Oh she's a brainiac, thought you should know Cormac
Ooooooooo, I got some spells for you
Ooh, I really need your brain right now

Now Hermione Granger, why you wanna wanna hurt me so baad? (so bad)




I tried to tell Harry but he told me:
This is one for McClaggen.
(McClaggen, McClaggen)
Whhhy? Whhhy?
Whhhy, laaaady? I love you
I still love you!! Oooooooohhh!

I see you struttin down the corridor with the witch I love
And I'm like Crucio! Oooh ooo ooo
I guess conquering my Boggart wasn't enough
And I'm like "Crucio, you grindylow."
If I was richer, I might be with ya
Now I'm sayin bloody hell (bloody hell)
And though there's tape on my you can bet I'll respond
With a "Crucio"

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Music

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• crucio
• fuck
• forget
• you
• cee
• lo
• green
• wizard
• rock
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• tianna
• weasley
• tiicklemyfancy

[MistressInsanity]

Is he not named McLaggen? Your lyrics say McClaggen

[tiicklemyfancy]

@MistressInsanity Huh, you're right... Thanks!

[Danielmckeag]

GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

[tiicklemyfancy]

@Danielmckeag The geeks get the girls.

[dgs72]

Awesome! I actually got choked up a bit towards the end. You're like the only wizard rocker I haven't seen live yet. Tour! Tour! Tour! Or at least Leakycon!

[tiicklemyfancy]

@dgs72 Aww thanks :) I wish I could afford tour or leakycon.

[softblackcarbon]

That was fantastic! :D You have great pitch, by the way. Every not you hit is spot on... it's amazing. :P I miss you! <3

[MistressInsanity]

@tiicklemyfancy No problem. Awesome job on this song, by the way. :)

[7moooo1]

is this a she or he i cant tell

[hermionemalfoy1231]

@IxPissxGlamour true

[hermionemalfoy1231]

this is amazing the lyircs are amazing

[DayDay80631]

Awesome!

[xxxcrazyducksxxx]

I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[xxxcrazyducksxxx]

@Danielmckeag IF SHES A GEEK, SHE IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, TALENTED, AMAZING GEEK I HAVE EVER SEEN

[weasleyrokchick75]

I really want to do a cover of your parody...